If You're Ugly Please Leave Before I Wake Pillow Case (Set of 2) Funny Pillow Cases

If You're Ugly Please Leave Before I Wake Pillow Case (Set of 2) Funny Pillow Cases

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Dimensions

Length: 20 Inches; Width: 30 Inches

Description

"If You're Ugly, Please Leave Before I Wake"

STANDARD SIZE: BRAND NEW PILLOW CASE SET: White (Set of 2)
Approx: 20in x 30in (50.8cm x 76.2cm)

Tinder Hook-ups are UNDER-RATED and for That We Pay Tribute.....Post these in the background of your Tinder profile for guaranteed swipes.

These aren't Egyptian Cotton since the thread count is super low. "Less than 200 Thread Count". You don’t want these pillow cases to be high-quality, since your one-night-stand rando isn’t high-quality either.

Basically, the same brand of the Pillow Cases in Orange is the New Black. No need to impress a "Random" with thread-count.

Pillows, Condoms or Ugly One-Night-Stand Hook-up not included. #FreshnessProject

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5 out of 5 stars

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Angie Caudill Dec 26, 2019

5 out of 5 stars

ralam7 Feb 12, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
Fresh Market Project was amazing. Very responsive and even upgraded my shipping (for free!) to make it in time for a birthday. They also included a special gift for free. Great company. Would not hesitate to use again!

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Michael Tarasoff Feb 12, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
Absolutely LOVE the packaging and presentation of everything. Shipped and delivered in a timely fashion and I am SO EXCITED to share these gifts!!!

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