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Calm Your Sh*t 5 x 5 inch

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Calm Your Sh*t 5 x 5 inch

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Have you ever witnessed someone just losing it over something trivial? The unnecessary intensity with which some people react is overwhelming. Hence the birth of the phrase "Calm your shit." in the Barnes household. It's both satisfying and entertaining to use. It was perfect for our first original design! We plan on placing ours in our nursery because no one overreacts like a baby!

This piece measures 5 x 5 inches and is sold ready to frame. (Listing is for fabric only.) Original design is white cloth with pink and blue stitching. We are willing to provide custom color selections but you must message prior to purchasing so we can make sure we can accommodate your request.


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