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vulvas and vaginas, oh my. One Lip Wonders! Myrna: 1 labia + a whole lotta happy. A perfectly oddball hostess gift! {Myrna OLW}

vulvas and vaginas, oh my. One Lip Wonders! Myrna: 1 labia + a whole lotta happy. A perfectly oddball hostess gift! {Myrna OLW}

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: wool blend felt, 3 ply embroidery floss, polyfill, cord
  • Favorited by: 29 people
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Description

This listing is for one Myrna One Lip Wonder size Vaginament® ornament, made with aqua blue, melon, and lime green wool-blend felt. Her colours remind me of the Prancersize lady, prancing through a gated retirement community in Boca. These may be the most demure size I sew (about 2.28” x 3”), but they still bring all the feels <3 While all of my ornaments are incredibly lightweight, these (and the Size 4 ones) are the preferred size for hanging from a rear view mirror, year-round :)

Poofy outer labia are gently shaped, folded, and sewn by hand onto a teardrop-shaped felt mons for an eye-popping, multi-dimensional look. A shiny 9mm bell is nestled within the folds, and gives each ornament the signature Vaginament quirk (go on, ring it!). The ornament is lightly stuffed and finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch, and is a bit more than an inch thick.

✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!

✉ Each ornament has a cheeky Vaginament® care tag, and orders are shipped securely padded with bubble wrap. They leave my home in colorful poly mailers (and make for fab surprise gifts in the mail!). Sending one directly to a pal? You're awesome. Do it. Leave me a short note at checkout to write on your behalf, and use their address as the ship-to, easy peasy.

✈ This item will ship within 3 business days
USA orders via USPS with tracking・Canadian orders via Canada Post with tracking・UK orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 4-6 working days・International orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 6-18 working days

☏ www.FeltMelons.com for FAQs, media mentions, contact info, about, markets etc.
🖳 www.Instagram.com/feltmelons + www.Facebook.com/feltmelons

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

© The distinct Vaginament® design is formally registered with the US Copyright Office, 2016. Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office, 2015. Don't take vagina (or design!) that isn't yours ♀
This listing is for one Myrna One Lip Wonder size Vaginament® ornament, made with aqua blue, melon, and lime green wool-blend felt. Her colours remind me of the Prancersize lady, prancing through a gated retirement community in Boca. These may be the most demure size I sew (about 2.28” x 3”), but they still bring all the feels <3 While all of my ornaments are incredibly lightweight, these (and the Size 4 ones) are the preferred size for hanging from a rear view mirror, year-round :)

Poofy outer labia are gently shaped, folded, and sewn by hand onto a teardrop-shaped felt mons for an eye-popping, multi-dimensional look. A shiny 9mm bell is nestled within the folds, and gives each ornament the signature Vaginament quirk (go on, ring it!). The ornament is lightly stuffed and finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch, and is a bit more than an inch thick.

✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!

✉ Each ornament has a cheeky Vaginament® care tag, and orders are shipped securely padded with bubble wrap. They leave my home in colorful poly mailers (and make for fab surprise gifts in the mail!). Sending one directly to a pal? You're awesome. Do it. Leave me a short note at checkout to write on your behalf, and use their address as the ship-to, easy peasy.

✈ This item will ship within 3 business days
USA orders via USPS with tracking・Canadian orders via Canada Post with tracking・UK orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 4-6 working days・International orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 6-18 working days

☏ www.FeltMelons.com for FAQs, media mentions, contact info, about, markets etc.
🖳 www.Instagram.com/feltmelons + www.Facebook.com/feltmelons

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

© The distinct Vaginament® design is formally registered with the US Copyright Office, 2016. Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office, 2015. Don't take vagina (or design!) that isn't yours ♀

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