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You probably have that one friend who thinks she is SO COOL because she stood in line outside waiting for brunch for an hour holding a mug of coffee, wearing her big plastic-framed glasses, knee-high boots and chunky-knit scarf, just so she can get inside and order a gluten-free meatless sausage plate. What a perfect card to say "I'm thinking of you, friend!".

4x6 inches, blank inside, comes with envelope. Enjoy.


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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: whiskey, sarcasm, embossing powder, handmade wildflower seed paper
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