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Sometimes you just need that extra little "oompf" to add to a simile. This will really bring the point home. And probably shock your recipient. Which makes it fun for you. So we all win. 3x4.5 inches, no envelope, would be great with flowers or as a gift enclosure. Enjoy.

Classy f-bomb card



  • Handmade item
  • Materials: whiskey, sarcasm, embossing powder, handmade wildflower seed paper
  • Only ships within United States.