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We are really serious about hiking in Colorado. Also if you annoy us, we will tell you exactly where to go and how to do it. You probably won't get far anyway, you weak sea-level-dweller. Alternatively, this can be something you say to a dear friend who just needs to get over it. Quit your whining and get up to the mountains.

4 x 6 inches, includes envelope, blank inside. Enjoy.

Take a Hike f-bomb blank card



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  • Materials: whiskey, sarcasm, embossing powder, handmade wildflower seed paper
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