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What We Do In The Shadows Tote Bag | Werewolves Not Swearwolves Tote Bag | Hand Screen Printed

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Perfect for a furry night on the town! This Werewolves not Swearwolves tote conveys to the world how you and your pack feel about curse words. Inspired by What we do in the Shadows, this canvas tote is printed with a walnut shimmer ink for a fun metallic look.

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These lightweight cotton tote bags are 15x16", made from 100% cotton and printed with earth friendly water-based ink. Wash in cold water and lay flat to dry. Hand printed with shimmering brown ink.

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5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Donna Rock
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 16, 2018
I purchased this as a gift and was so pleasantly surprised when it arrived! The order was shipped out quickly and arrived safely packaged. The bag feels nice and sturdy. The screenprinting looked great and I loved the subtle shimmer in the ink. Obviously, the person I gave it to loved it (how could they not)!
What We Do In The Shadows Tote Bag | Werewolves Not Swearwolves Tote Bag | Hand Screen Printed

Reviewed by SaintCass
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 15, 2017
This arrived very quickly, and is very well made. What the picture doesn't show is that the letters are a little glittery(it looks amazing!)
What We Do In The Shadows Tote Bag | Werewolves Not Swearwolves Tote Bag | Hand Screen Printed

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Unicorn Empire shirts are designed to last. Nothing makes me happier than meeting someone at a comicon who bought one of my shirts 5 years ago and seeing that it still looks crisp and vivid.

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What We Do In The Shadows Tote Bag | Werewolves Not Swearwolves Tote Bag | Hand Screen Printed

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