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Vaginament® brand original ornaments FTW! Betty the hot pink Christmas vulva ornament with a crystal clitoris. Feminism {Size 3 Betty C}

Vaginament® brand original ornaments FTW! Betty the hot pink Christmas vulva ornament with a crystal clitoris. Feminism {Size 3 Betty C}

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: wool blend felt, 3 ply thread, polyfill, hanger, completely hand sewn, made in Canada, eh
  • Favorited by: 50 people
  • Gift message available
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Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From Canada
Returns accepted
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Description

Oh, that Betty! A looker indeed!

Nine out of ten cat ladies agree, the one and only original Vaginament® ornaments make for wonderful gifts! If you bought two, you could hang them from your ears.

This listing is for one Betty Size 3 Vaginament® ornament. It's the middle size I make (about 2.4" x 3"), with one snowflake embroidered at the top, and a crystal in lieu of a bell. The colours used are pistachio green, oats, pink and fuchsia.

Poofy labia are gently shaped, folded, and sewn by hand onto a teardrop-shaped felt mons for an eye-popping, multi-dimensional look. A crystal bead is nestled within the folds, and gives each ornament the signature Vaginament quirk. The ornament is lightly stuffed and finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch, and is a bit more than an inch thick.

✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!

✉ Each ornament has a cheeky Vaginament® care tag, and orders are shipped securely padded with bubble wrap. They leave my home in colorful poly mailers (and make for fab surprise gifts in the mail!). Sending one directly to a pal? You're awesome. Do it. Leave me a short note at checkout to write on your behalf, and use their address as the ship-to, easy peasy.

✈ This item will ship within 3 business days
USA orders via USPS with tracking・Canadian orders via Canada Post with tracking・UK orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 4-6 working days・International orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 6-18 working days

☏ www.FeltMelons.com for FAQs, media mentions, contact info, about, markets etc.
🖳 www.Instagram.com/feltmelons + www.Facebook.com/feltmelons

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

© The distinct Vaginament® design is formally registered with the US Copyright Office, 2016. Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office, 2015. Don't take vagina (or design!) that isn't yours ♀

GSO
Oh, that Betty! A looker indeed!

Nine out of ten cat ladies agree, the one and only original Vaginament® ornaments make for wonderful gifts! If you bought two, you could hang them from your ears.

This listing is for one Betty Size 3 Vaginament® ornament. It's the middle size I make (about 2.4" x 3"), with one snowflake embroidered at the top, and a crystal in lieu of a bell. The colours used are pistachio green, oats, pink and fuchsia.

Poofy labia are gently shaped, folded, and sewn by hand onto a teardrop-shaped felt mons for an eye-popping, multi-dimensional look. A crystal bead is nestled within the folds, and gives each ornament the signature Vaginament quirk. The ornament is lightly stuffed and finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch, and is a bit more than an inch thick.

✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!

✉ Each ornament has a cheeky Vaginament® care tag, and orders are shipped securely padded with bubble wrap. They leave my home in colorful poly mailers (and make for fab surprise gifts in the mail!). Sending one directly to a pal? You're awesome. Do it. Leave me a short note at checkout to write on your behalf, and use their address as the ship-to, easy peasy.

✈ This item will ship within 3 business days
USA orders via USPS with tracking・Canadian orders via Canada Post with tracking・UK orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 4-6 working days・International orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 6-18 working days

☏ www.FeltMelons.com for FAQs, media mentions, contact info, about, markets etc.
🖳 www.Instagram.com/feltmelons + www.Facebook.com/feltmelons

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

© The distinct Vaginament® design is formally registered with the US Copyright Office, 2016. Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office, 2015. Don't take vagina (or design!) that isn't yours ♀

GSO

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The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Because if their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé. But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 20-30% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!

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