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Never Half Ass Two Things | Ron Swanson Coffee Mug | Christmas Gift for Coworker | Gift for Boyfriend | Ron Swanson Quote | Gift for Dad

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Never Half Ass Two Things | Ron Swanson Coffee Mug | Christmas Gift for Coworker | Gift for Boyfriend | Ron Swanson Quote | Gift for Dad

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Material: Ceramic, Glass
  • Graphic: Humorous saying
  • Handle: Yes
  • Enamel: Yes
  • Insulated: No
  • Dishwasher safe: Yes
  • Microwave safe: Yes
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 1027 people
  • Gift wrapping and message available
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

Shipping & returns

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From Miami, FL
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Description

Perfect Christmas Gift for Dad, Husband or Boyfriend.

This listing is for a white mug with Color Typography reading “Never Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing” with 3D Images

PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES

★Please Choose Your Mug Size, 11 Oz. for $13.95 or 15 Oz. for $16.95

Our mugs are produced to the highest standard possible to ensure you receive a quality product that you will be truly satisfied with. We use the best quality sublimation inks and mugs available to ensure a sharp image that will not fade or scratch off.

★ About Our Mugs

• Microwave and Dish washer safe.
• This ceramic mug is printed using sublimation printing, it permanently dies the graphic into the item and it will not crack, wear or fade.
• Can be used for Hot & Cold beverages
• Design is permanently PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES of the mug - not a Sticker or Vinyl
• Each mug is custom made to order
• Add your favorite verse or any special message on one side of the mug for no additional charge!!!!
• Lead & Cadmium Free
• A Free Gift Box is Included, see the pics above.


For more Gifts For Him Visit: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Cuevex?section_id=24361317


For Our Entire Collection: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Cuevex


❀ Warranty ❀
If for any reason any of Our Mugs fades within 1 Year from the date of purchase, all You have to do is send it back to us and We will replace it for free no BS no questions asked.
Perfect Christmas Gift for Dad, Husband or Boyfriend.

This listing is for a white mug with Color Typography reading “Never Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing” with 3D Images

PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES

★Please Choose Your Mug Size, 11 Oz. for $13.95 or 15 Oz. for $16.95

Our mugs are produced to the highest standard possible to ensure you receive a quality product that you will be truly satisfied with. We use the best quality sublimation inks and mugs available to ensure a sharp image that will not fade or scratch off.

★ About Our Mugs

• Microwave and Dish washer safe.
• This ceramic mug is printed using sublimation printing, it permanently dies the graphic into the item and it will not crack, wear or fade.
• Can be used for Hot & Cold beverages
• Design is permanently PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES of the mug - not a Sticker or Vinyl
• Each mug is custom made to order
• Add your favorite verse or any special message on one side of the mug for no additional charge!!!!
• Lead & Cadmium Free
• A Free Gift Box is Included, see the pics above.


For more Gifts For Him Visit: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Cuevex?section_id=24361317


For Our Entire Collection: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Cuevex


❀ Warranty ❀
If for any reason any of Our Mugs fades within 1 Year from the date of purchase, all You have to do is send it back to us and We will replace it for free no BS no questions asked.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(1,208)

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Payment is due in full at time of purchase.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

We strive to make every customer a happy customer!! . We like new friends, and we want to keep them. If you made a mistake and aren't happy, please message us. We will do everything we can to try and make it right!


* If an item is damaged during shipment, snap a photo of the item and send it to us. Upon receipt of a photograph, we will immediately make a new one and ship it to You
There is no need to ship the item back to us provided you have sent a clear photograph.

* If you wish to return an item or items because you have changed your mind about them for some reason, we will take UN-PERSONALIZED items back and refund your initial purchase price only, not the outgoing shipping. Personalized items cannot be returned.

* Refunds are given only as long as item is received in the same condition as when we shipped it to you. Items that are returned in a condition other than that in which they were sent out are not eligible for refunds.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Shipping policies

We ship our products via US Postal Service.
Our mugs and all orders weighting over 1 lb. ship primarily via USPS Priority Mail, it takes 2-3 business day to be delivered.
All apparel is shipped primarily via USPS First Class Mail, it takes 3-7 business days to be delivered.
Alternative shipping options are available at checkout.

A Tracking Code will be provided as soon as the Item Ships

All products - 1 to 3 days after Order was Placed

International orders are shipped via USPS First Class Service, estimated delivery time 2-6 weeks. Customer will be responsible for any customs fees, taxes or additional fees assessed by their respective countries. Cuevex is not responsible for delays due to customs.

Additional policies

Guarantee: : If for any reason any of Our Products fades within 1 Year from the date of purchase, all You have to do is send us a convo including a picture of the damaged item and We will replace it for free no BS no questions asked.

FAQs

We love a challenge...
You can add your name or favorite phrase to any of our designs or just let us know what you have in mind and we will customize your article at no additional charge to you.
Once the order is placed we start working on your request, we will provide you with a draft for your approval, only when you are 100% happy with the outcome we complete the order.
Processing time might be delayed an extra day or 2 based on the complexity of your order.
Please remember, we do not offer refunds or exchanges for customized orders.
If you need your order by a specific date please contact us before placing the order to ensure we can meet you expectations. We will rush your order at no additional charge to you.
All orders that include Priority Mail Express shipping (option offered at checkout) will be mailed within 24 hours of being received.
Mugs

Our mugs are Microwave, Dish washer safe and Can be used for Hot & Cold beverages
You DO NOT have to hand wash them, our high quality ceramic mugs are printed using sublimation printing, which means it permanently dies the graphic into the item and it will not crack, wear or fade.

T-Shirts and Hoodies

Wash before wearing. Machine wash cold, inside out. Non-chlorine bleach, when needed. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron decorations/customization.

Mousepads

This Mouse Pad has a polyester top with durable black rubber backing to ensure years of use.
Please spot wash only the polyester printable area.
The last picture of each listing will include a size chart with the specific measurements to each garment type, please take your time to check it out before you order.

Measurements are taken with garment laying on a flat surface. Chest measurement is taken 1 inch below sleeve from side to side. Length is measured from the highest point on the shoulder to the bottom hem.

If you still have questions please do not hesitate to contact us.
Yes, If you wish to return an item or items because you have changed your mind about them for some reason, we will take UN-PERSONALIZED items back and refund your initial purchase price only, not the outgoing shipping.

PERSONALIZED ITEMS CANNOT BE RETURNED.

Refunds are given only as long as item is received in the same condition as when we shipped it to you. Items that are returned in a condition other than that in which they were sent out are not eligible for refunds.
If an item is damaged during shipment, snap a photo of the item and send it to us. Upon receipt of a photograph, we will immediately make a new one and ship it to You.
There is no need to ship the item back to us provided you have sent a clear photograph.

If you believe your item is lost in the mail please let us know. If USPS lost your order we will send you a new one at no charge to you. However, if your order is marked "Delivered" but you did not receive it, you need to contact your local Post Office, they have ways to find out its whereabouts. You can also file a Mail Theft Report with USPS. If you need any help in the process just let us know.
Yes, we will exchange your UN-PERSONILIZED item(s), no problem, all we ask is for the shipping charges to be paid again. Just send the item back to us, also include the order number and a note advising the size or option you prefer instead and we will gladly exchange it for you as long as the item returned is received in the same condition as when we shipped it to you.
As soon as the package is received a custom order to cover the shipping costs will be create and you will receive a message with the link to it. All you have to do is add it to the cart and checkout.

Please mail package for exchange to:
Cuevex Corp
PO Box 127216
Hialeah, FL 33012

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