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Tote Bag // Money Can't Buy You Happiness Buy A Penguin // Shopping Bag // Gift For Girlfriend // Canvas Tote Bag / Christmas Gift For Women

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Tote Bag // Money Can't Buy You Happiness Buy A Penguin // Shopping Bag // Gift For Girlfriend // Canvas Tote Bag / Christmas Gift For Women

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Cotton, Vinyl
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 88 people
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From United Kingdom
Shipping upgrades available in the cart
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Description

**SPECIAL OFFER: 5 FOR THE PRICE OF 4**

**SIMPLY ADD ANY FIVE T-SHIRTS OR VESTS TO YOUR SHOPPING CART AND USE COUPON CODE '5FOR4' TO GET ONE OF THEM FOR FREE!**

Welcome to Tee Total Clothing

This Money Can't Buy You Happiness Buy A Penguin tote bag is made from eco friendly, natural, ethically produced cotton, giving a great quality feel, and great looking finish. Using high grade sports flex vinyl, all designs are heat pressed onto the bags to give a stunning high quality finish, very different to screen printing and basic printing. The design will not fade or crack and will last for the life of the bag.

Complete with long straps, our tote bags are easy to wear over the shoulder, or in the hand. Measuring at 42cm x 38cm, the bag can be used perfectly for shopping, or carrying what ever you may need to take with you.

All bags will be made to order, with a turn around time of 2-3 days from order to dispatch. All bags can also be made from different combinations of colors, so if you have a specific color for the design you would like, then get in touch and we will happily get back to you with a picture of how the bag will look.

And of course, if you have any other questions, then please just drop us a message.

Thanks for looking.

The Tee Total Team.
**SPECIAL OFFER: 5 FOR THE PRICE OF 4**

**SIMPLY ADD ANY FIVE T-SHIRTS OR VESTS TO YOUR SHOPPING CART AND USE COUPON CODE '5FOR4' TO GET ONE OF THEM FOR FREE!**

Welcome to Tee Total Clothing

This Money Can't Buy You Happiness Buy A Penguin tote bag is made from eco friendly, natural, ethically produced cotton, giving a great quality feel, and great looking finish. Using high grade sports flex vinyl, all designs are heat pressed onto the bags to give a stunning high quality finish, very different to screen printing and basic printing. The design will not fade or crack and will last for the life of the bag.

Complete with long straps, our tote bags are easy to wear over the shoulder, or in the hand. Measuring at 42cm x 38cm, the bag can be used perfectly for shopping, or carrying what ever you may need to take with you.

All bags will be made to order, with a turn around time of 2-3 days from order to dispatch. All bags can also be made from different combinations of colors, so if you have a specific color for the design you would like, then get in touch and we will happily get back to you with a picture of how the bag will look.

And of course, if you have any other questions, then please just drop us a message.

Thanks for looking.

The Tee Total Team.

Reviews

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

We are happy to give refunds or exchanges within 14 days of delivery. Please just ensure the item finds its way back to us, in a clean, none smelly, unworn condition. We have a team of Basset hounds on contract who will ultimately tell us if something has been worn, and they give the final decision on any refunds, but generally speaking, they are not a problem. As the items are made to order though, we may have to cover the cost of making the items. This is especially true if an exchange is needed for a different size. So please double check sizing.

Oh, unless it is a custom design which you have requested, in which case I'm afraid we can't take it back unless faulty. So please double check sizes to avoid disappointment.

As for mirror, these MUST be returned to us complete with the original protective plastic cover still in place. If it has been removed, we can not accept the mirror back. So please make sure the mirror is right fro your needs before removing the protective film.

Shipping policies

All items are shipped out within 3-5 working days of the order being placed. Once payment is cleared, a small army of elves, armed with iMacs, will draw out your chosen design to start things off. Anything vinyl related, we hand over to the extremely talented, yet always humble, Terry the Unicorn. Terry, using his modified horn, cuts the vinyl ready for the heat application phase.

Laid out very carefully onto whichever garment is needed, George the dragon, breathes heat over the vinyl to set it into place. It is then packaged and popped into a bag and begins its journey to you.

We feel that our production method, even though a little different to the norm, makes all the difference and delivers the best possible results.

For mirrors, we use a lazer cutter. We haven't found an alternative yet.

Additional policies

Whilst we would love to be able to say exactly how long deliveries take once leaving us, we simply can't. We don't personally hand deliver them, so it's out of our hands I'm afraid.

As a guide, and I use the term loosely, for UK deliveries, we are told that it is a 1-3 day service.

For the rest of the world, we are told it's a 5-7 day service, but that seems slightly optimistic from what we see. For safety, know it can take up to 4 weeks and you will be pleasantly surprised when it finds you much earlier.

Alternatively, we will hand deliver any item on receipt of a plane ticket, and confirmation of a place to stay. We like to go the extra mile for our customers you see.

Please note as well that unless extra is paid for tracked shipping, we can not provide any tracking details. As much as we would like to add tracking to every order, it is very expensive from the UK and more than doubles the cost. We still haven't worked out why it costs so much from the UK, but unfortunately it does.

FAQs

We currently have a '5 for the price of 4' offer running. Simply add any five T-Shirts or Vests to your basket, and use the code 5FOR4 to pay for only four of them!

Any combination of mens or womens, vests or tshirts is fine : )
When any 2 or more items are bought, we will upgrade shipping from Standard to Recorded. This service is fully tracked, insured, and quicker than regular mail.

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