Sexy Ugly Christmas Sweater, it is NOT A PLASTIC boob, red or green version, see details, boob, breast, jumper, reindeer boob

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Sexy Ugly Christmas Sweater, it is NOT A PLASTIC boob, red or green version, see details, boob, breast, jumper, reindeer boob

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Item details

Handmade item

Materials

felt, plastic, glue, craft foam

The hole is for your actual breast, IT IS NOT PLASTIC. :)

If you want to stand out at your Ugly Sweater Party, then this SEXY reindeer ugly Christmas sweater is for you!!

You will receive one red, version of this sweater with a variation of Christmas characters attached and the reindeer eyes and nose pastie. I sometimes use "Up-Cycled" and many different brands of Sweaters to help the environment and save you money! So no two sweaters are a-like. If you need the size measurements please send us a message, they are not posted because we use so many different brands.

We also have it in green, click this link for the green version: https://www.etsy.com/listing/651570901

A one time use of double sided adhesive (made for sensitive skin) is included on the eyes and Nose. All you have to do is peel it off, stick the reindeer on your breast and you are ready to ROCK! The hole in the sweater is pre cut and sewn around to prevent fraying. This sweater can be used again, you'll just need to apply more adhesive to the reindeer eyes and nose. You can use fashion tape, boob tape, eyelash glue, toupee tape etc..

Just let me know the sweater size and pastie size that you will need. The Regular Medium pastie is approximately 2" to 2.25" in diameter, the Large is approximately 2.50" to 2.75". There is a small variation on the size because they are made by hand.
If you want a more modest approach you can wear a tank top underneath! Apply the reindeer eyes and nose directly onto the tank top or even a cute bra, the possibilities are endless! The tank top could be tan or brown like a reindeer, pink, red, green or a really ugly color to make it super ugly!!

YES I accept custom orders if you need a different size.

Please note: the chest hole size will vary based on the sweater I use. And the sweater is spot clean only.

I also make a "fake" boob version in case you don't want show your real breast, this is the link to purchase: https://www.etsy.com/listing/662034341

Check out my Men's version: https://www.etsy.com/listing/248865648/mens-ugly-christmas-sweater-pastie?ref=shop_home_feat_1

Just want the reindeer? Check out this listing: https://www.etsy.com/listing/212613318/ugly-christmas-sweater-pastie-christmas?ref=shop_home_feat_2

In the unlikely case that rash (from tape) occurs discontinue use and seek medical help.

**This sweater is not intended for breastfeeding since the eyes are a choking hazard for baby! The pasty is for a one time use, once removed the adhesive is no longer sticky. (We have contacted the Huffington Post and asked them to correct the article.)

****Message me for an option to purchase extra adhesive.

NO RETURNS based on the personal nature of the sweater.

Check out our affiliate Etsy site http://www.berkleysbiz.etsy.com for more wine holder, vintage and kids, amazing Ugly Christmas sweaters.
The hole is for your actual breast, IT IS NOT PLASTIC. :)

If you want to stand out at your Ugly Sweater Party, then this SEXY reindeer ugly Christmas sweater is for you!!

You will receive one red, version of this sweater with a variation of Christmas characters attached and the reindeer eyes and nose pastie. I sometimes use "Up-Cycled" and many different brands of Sweaters to help the environment and save you money! So no two sweaters are a-like. If you need the size measurements please send us a message, they are not posted because we use so many different brands.

We also have it in green, click this link for the green version: https://www.etsy.com/listing/651570901

A one time use of double sided adhesive (made for sensitive skin) is included on the eyes and Nose. All you have to do is peel it off, stick the reindeer on your breast and you are ready to ROCK! The hole in the sweater is pre cut and sewn around to prevent fraying. This sweater can be used again, you'll just need to apply more adhesive to the reindeer eyes and nose. You can use fashion tape, boob tape, eyelash glue, toupee tape etc..

Just let me know the sweater size and pastie size that you will need. The Regular Medium pastie is approximately 2" to 2.25" in diameter, the Large is approximately 2.50" to 2.75". There is a small variation on the size because they are made by hand.
If you want a more modest approach you can wear a tank top underneath! Apply the reindeer eyes and nose directly onto the tank top or even a cute bra, the possibilities are endless! The tank top could be tan or brown like a reindeer, pink, red, green or a really ugly color to make it super ugly!!

YES I accept custom orders if you need a different size.

Please note: the chest hole size will vary based on the sweater I use. And the sweater is spot clean only.

I also make a "fake" boob version in case you don't want show your real breast, this is the link to purchase: https://www.etsy.com/listing/662034341

Check out my Men's version: https://www.etsy.com/listing/248865648/mens-ugly-christmas-sweater-pastie?ref=shop_home_feat_1

Just want the reindeer? Check out this listing: https://www.etsy.com/listing/212613318/ugly-christmas-sweater-pastie-christmas?ref=shop_home_feat_2

In the unlikely case that rash (from tape) occurs discontinue use and seek medical help.

**This sweater is not intended for breastfeeding since the eyes are a choking hazard for baby! The pasty is for a one time use, once removed the adhesive is no longer sticky. (We have contacted the Huffington Post and asked them to correct the article.)

****Message me for an option to purchase extra adhesive.

NO RETURNS based on the personal nature of the sweater.

Check out our affiliate Etsy site http://www.berkleysbiz.etsy.com for more wine holder, vintage and kids, amazing Ugly Christmas sweaters.

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From North Salt Lake, UT
Exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept exchanges and cancellations

Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 1 hour of purchase

I don't accept returns

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Returns and exchange details

Due to the nature of the holiday season we do not accept returns on Christmas sweaters. Please make sure you read through each items DETAILED description so you know what you are purchasing. In special situations if an item is allowed to be returned a 10% restocking fee will be incurred.

If there is a sizing issue we can exchange the item with in 7 days of you receiving it.

No returns on Christmas Pasties.

We ARE NOT responsible for any type of tax/duty fees on International orders. Please be aware that if you don't pay for the tax/duty fees and your item get's returned to us we will only refund you for the amount of the item, not the shipping cost.

International orders need to be shipped back with in 7 days of receipt.

Shipping policies

We are currently shipping same day if purchased before 11 am Mountain time (except Sunday) via USPS mail. From Salt Lake City Utah. We will do everything in my power to ship items as soon as possible.

We will send you shipping notification when the order is in the mail. Please let us know if you require specific shipping.

We am sorry if your item doesn't reach you in time because of USPS and can't be responsible for the post office's slow holiday shipping. Especially on over seas shipping.

We are not responsible for any type of tax/duty fees on International orders. Please be aware that if you don't pay for the tax/duty fees and your item get's returned to us we will only refund you for the amount of the item, not the shipping cost.

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