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The Best Boating Retirement Shirt for the Dude, Ice Blue Buoy Comfort Color T-Shirt

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Half Ass Retired Dude Buoy Tee embodies the idea of throttling down and enjoying whatever floats your boat. Perfect for a day on the lake, the river and/or the 7 seas.

This Comfort Colors garment is washed for a vintage look and softness. The shirt just keep getting better the longer it gets washed and worn.

Color: Ice Blue

* 100% cotton
* Ring-spun & preshrunk
* Double-needle stitched sleeves, bottom hem & neckline.
* Large back print design - small left-chest design
* 6.1 oz. for durability (Fabric weight is measured in ounces per square yard. There is a close connection associated with weight and quality.)

Give someone a smile when they receive and wear this originally inspired design.
H.A.R.D. & Half Ass Retired Dude are registered trademarks.


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The Best Boating Retirement Shirt for the Dude, Ice Blue Buoy Comfort Color T-Shirt

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: 100 percent Cotton, Ringspun for a vintage look
  • Feedback: 11 reviews
  • Favorited by: 16 people
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