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Funny Coffee Mug - Ceramic Coffee Mug - Quote Mug - Gift Idea - Funny Tea Cup - Funny Mug - Best Friend Gift Idea - Dont Touch Me, Peasant

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This funny coffee mug will always make you giggle. Sit and sip on your favorite beverage with your best friends with this hilarious drinkware. It's a great sarcastic gift idea for anyone who loves coffee or tea, and has a great sense of humor. Who doesn't love funny quote mugs?


- Top Rack, Dishwasher & Microwave Safe
- Ceramic Coffee Mug 11 oz. or 15 oz.
- Glossy Finish
- Image: Honey, I would but I don't want to.


Our dishwasher and microwave safe ceramic mugs, are created using our own professional equipment. We use a special ink that is fused into the glaze of the mug with our industrial high heat hand press, which allows the image to remain on the mug permanently.


Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings.


Please allow for slight variation, as we are humans running this operation, not robots.
This funny coffee mug will always make you giggle. Sit and sip on your favorite beverage with your best friends with this hilarious drinkware. It's a great sarcastic gift idea for anyone who loves coffee or tea, and has a great sense of humor. Who doesn't love funny quote mugs?


- Top Rack, Dishwasher & Microwave Safe
- Ceramic Coffee Mug 11 oz. or 15 oz.
- Glossy Finish
- Image: Honey, I would but I don't want to.


Our dishwasher and microwave safe ceramic mugs, are created using our own professional equipment. We use a special ink that is fused into the glaze of the mug with our industrial high heat hand press, which allows the image to remain on the mug permanently.


Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings.


Please allow for slight variation, as we are humans running this operation, not robots.

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations
Request a cancellation within: 6 hours of purchase
I don't accept returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

FAQs

We love to do wholesale/bulk orders within the US. If you are local to the Phoenix area, we are happy to offer delivery for a small traveling fee or allow free pickup from our location. Mugs must be purchased by the case (36 mugs), and wholesale shirts start with orders of 15. Please contact us for more information and pricing.
Double sided printing is when the image is printed on both sides of the mug. Standard printing, is when the image is printed on only one side of the mug (the image faces your audience when the mug is held in your right hand).
We do take a limited number of custom orders a month. Please contact us directly.
We do our very best to package our mugs for safe arrival, that being said...unfortunately there can still be the occasional broken item (whomp whomp). If this madness happens to you, please contact us with a picture of the sad evidence, and we will ship out a replacement as soon as possible.
Let us first start off by saying, we make NOTHING off of shipping, and the pricing drives us bonkers as well. Unfortunately, because of the weight of mugs, we don't have any cheaper options for shipping. What we use is the cheapest. Please do note that if you purchase more than one mug, we are able to use Flat Rate Priority, which does cut down on some cost.
1) If your item was just marked as shipped, please allow up to 48 hours for tracking to update (excluding Sunday).
2) As you know USPS is their own stand alone company, with their own set of business happenings, and customer service. Unfortunately, once a package leaves our hands, and is then in the hands of the other company, we have no control over any issues they may be having, and can not take responsibility for item delays.
3) If you have had an issue of some sort 48 hours after it was marked as shipped, please contact USPS with your tracking number and see if they can offer any assistance to the issue.
4) After that, please alert us of the situation at hand.
We are happy to exchange shirts if needed. Just mail us the original (unworn) shirt, and upon it's arrival we will ship out the newly requested size.
Once a package is marked as delivered there is nothing we can personally do on our end. Luckily in the rare instance that this issue arises, it is often an accidental misdelivery or in an instance where there are "multiuse" boxes. It is very important that you act quickly in any case.
-Contact your Post Office and report the situation
-Ask your neighbors if they received your item
-If multiuse boxes are used, see if the key was left in the wrong box
-If there is a front desk in your building check with them to see if it was left
-Contact the Post Office and file a "missing package claim" they will perform a Postal Investigation as Postal theft is a Federal Crime
-Contact the local police department and report a package theft.

Funny Coffee Mug - Ceramic Coffee Mug - Quote Mug - Gift Idea - Funny Tea Cup - Funny Mug - Best Friend Gift Idea - Dont Touch Me, Peasant

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  • Handmade item
  • Can be personalized: Yes
  • Material: Ceramic, Glass
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