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Crap Damn It Cross Stitch

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This is a handmade cross stitch created from my original pattern of a quote from the television show Happy Endings, stated by the character Max Bloom.

The quote is stitched in chartreuse green thread on navy aida cloth. It's sold in a 5 inch embroidery hoop. This piece is made to hang on the wall.

This product is made to order and I will begin stitching as soon as the order is placed. Very open to custom requests.


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Megan Brown
5 out of 5 stars
Nov 21, 2017
Love this! Caitlin even customized the chickens to the colors I wanted.
It's 3:30 in the morning...Cross Stitch

Reviewed by Jenna Best
5 out of 5 stars
Nov 9, 2017
By far, my favorite Etsy purchase of all time. Caitlin is incredibly sweet and helpful. She got this little masterpiece out in perfect time for my dear friends birthday. The quality is amazing, it is well made, and so darn cute! I plan on buying another one for myself and a couple others to decorate my daughters room too. I can not say enough good things. Thank you!!
I love you to pizza Cross Stitch

Reviewed by Mary Beiermann
5 out of 5 stars
Feb 20, 2018
My husband brings me extra donuts from his Ham radio swap meet. I’m going to title mine, “A taste of love.”
Im donuts about you Cross Stitch Pattern

Reviewed by Codi Schreck
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 22, 2018
Perfect! Beautiful work and arrived on time.
you belong among the wildflowers Cross Stitch


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Currently, I only ship in the United States, but if you live internationally and are interested, I will look into shipping. The prices for shipping will change if that is the case.

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I am incredibly open to custom orders. Please feel free to ask about a custom order whether it's a different version of one of my pieces already made or something different!

Crap Damn It Cross Stitch

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: aida cloth, DMC threads, embrodiery hoop
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 46 reviews
  • Favorited by: 14 people
  • Gift message available

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Ready to ship in 3–5 business days
From United States
in Chicago, Illinois

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