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SUPER RUSH My Order + EXPRESS Shipping! For the Fastest Shipping Speed & Shortest Processing Time! Ships Next day then arrives in 1-2 days

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ADD ON ONLY!! This does NOT include the actual boob scarf; you must purchase 1 upgrade along with each scarf.

This listing is for a SUPER RUSH + EXPRESS SHIPPING upgrade and is only valid in conjunction with the purchase of a boob scarf. You MUST purchase 1 of these listings for every boob scarf you order. Orders that do not comply will be cancelled. If you purchase more than 1 scarf. I will ship your using the service you selected the least expensive way (combined or separate) and issue you a refund for the extra paid for the Express shipping. The "SUPER RUSH" fee is applied to each scarf order and is non-refundable.

֍ SUPER RUSH MY ORDER = Your order will be moved to the extreme top of my list and will ship the NEXT DAY after you order. I cannot ship on Sundays.
֍ EXPRESS SHIPPING = Priority EXPRESS Shipping is provided by the US Postal Service and has a ONE OR TWO day transit depending on the destination zip. For extremely remote areas the ETA may actually be 3 days; I'm guessing you folks know who you are :)
֍ UPS NEXT DAY AIR = UPS Next Day Air is guaranteed arrival by 10:30am to most areas Monday through Friday (noon commits for some locations). Saturday Service is available for many locations but is not available in the drop down box. Please contact me for Saturday delivery pricing. NOTE: If you order on the 21st your order will ship on the 22nd not the same day you order. Next Day Saver is delivery by the end of the day and is an option if you would like to save a few bucks; this service is also not available for HI, AK and some remote areas.

FAQ:
֍ WHAT'S THE ETA?? I use the ETA CALCULATOR link below to provide ETAs and you are welcome to use it instead of contacting me and waiting for a reply.
֍ HOW DO I KNOW I'M GETTING EXPRESS SHIPPING? You are, but the shipping box may just say "standard shipping". You can also select UPS Next Day Air which is is way more expensive, but is truly Monday - Friday next day service.
֍ IS IT GUARANTEED THROUGH THE 25?? No. USPS Priority Express is not guaranteed between the 22 and 25th; some zip codes are 1-2 day service even with Express (extreme remote areas for Saturday delivery may even be 3 days). UPS Next Day/Next Day Saver is available for many zip codes but not all! I realize this is a time sensitive order so if you live extremely far from Detroit (HI, AK and some remote areas) you may not want to purchase NDA becuase I may not be eligible for shipment to your neck of the world.
֍ SHIPPING REFUNDS = The shipping price you will see is based on the furthest destination from Detroit. I will issue refunds for USPS service on 2+ scarf orders and UPS 1+ scarf orders. I can tell you that UPS is quite expensive, so don't expect much of a refund.

֍ ETA CALCULATOR - https://postcalc.usps.com/ServiceCommitments.aspx?dz=&oz=48215
• How to use the eta calculator??? Enter YOUR ZIP in the "To" box and change the ship date to the next business day (not today, the next day!) Click the continue button and it will generate several ETA based on the service type.

If you still need to contact me regarding an ETA please include your ZIP CODE. I drive all day for "brown" and often cannot send ETAs quickly so please use the above ETA CALCULATOR because that's exactly what I will do.

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This shipping service is "Priority Express" or "Next Day Air" for Regular Priority shipping go to this link >> www.etsy.com/listing/215153159

A NOTE ON THE GUARANTEED DELIVERY - The arrival is GUARANTEED TO ARRIVE BY THE STATED ETA. Weather and unforseen natural disasters may void the guarantee and the guarantee is only applies to the refunding of the actual shipping cost should a service failure occur. If by chance your order does NOT arrive in time and you do not wish to keep it even with a shipping refund, please contact me. DO NOT OPEN THE PACKAGE. Once you open it you must pay to send it back to me.
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View all of my items at TheBOOBshop.etsy.com
ADD ON ONLY!! This does NOT include the actual boob scarf; you must purchase 1 upgrade along with each scarf.

This listing is for a SUPER RUSH + EXPRESS SHIPPING upgrade and is only valid in conjunction with the purchase of a boob scarf. You MUST purchase 1 of these listings for every boob scarf you order. Orders that do not comply will be cancelled. If you purchase more than 1 scarf. I will ship your using the service you selected the least expensive way (combined or separate) and issue you a refund for the extra paid for the Express shipping. The "SUPER RUSH" fee is applied to each scarf order and is non-refundable.

֍ SUPER RUSH MY ORDER = Your order will be moved to the extreme top of my list and will ship the NEXT DAY after you order. I cannot ship on Sundays.
֍ EXPRESS SHIPPING = Priority EXPRESS Shipping is provided by the US Postal Service and has a ONE OR TWO day transit depending on the destination zip. For extremely remote areas the ETA may actually be 3 days; I'm guessing you folks know who you are :)
֍ UPS NEXT DAY AIR = UPS Next Day Air is guaranteed arrival by 10:30am to most areas Monday through Friday (noon commits for some locations). Saturday Service is available for many locations but is not available in the drop down box. Please contact me for Saturday delivery pricing. NOTE: If you order on the 21st your order will ship on the 22nd not the same day you order. Next Day Saver is delivery by the end of the day and is an option if you would like to save a few bucks; this service is also not available for HI, AK and some remote areas.

FAQ:
֍ WHAT'S THE ETA?? I use the ETA CALCULATOR link below to provide ETAs and you are welcome to use it instead of contacting me and waiting for a reply.
֍ HOW DO I KNOW I'M GETTING EXPRESS SHIPPING? You are, but the shipping box may just say "standard shipping". You can also select UPS Next Day Air which is is way more expensive, but is truly Monday - Friday next day service.
֍ IS IT GUARANTEED THROUGH THE 25?? No. USPS Priority Express is not guaranteed between the 22 and 25th; some zip codes are 1-2 day service even with Express (extreme remote areas for Saturday delivery may even be 3 days). UPS Next Day/Next Day Saver is available for many zip codes but not all! I realize this is a time sensitive order so if you live extremely far from Detroit (HI, AK and some remote areas) you may not want to purchase NDA becuase I may not be eligible for shipment to your neck of the world.
֍ SHIPPING REFUNDS = The shipping price you will see is based on the furthest destination from Detroit. I will issue refunds for USPS service on 2+ scarf orders and UPS 1+ scarf orders. I can tell you that UPS is quite expensive, so don't expect much of a refund.

֍ ETA CALCULATOR - https://postcalc.usps.com/ServiceCommitments.aspx?dz=&oz=48215
• How to use the eta calculator??? Enter YOUR ZIP in the "To" box and change the ship date to the next business day (not today, the next day!) Click the continue button and it will generate several ETA based on the service type.

If you still need to contact me regarding an ETA please include your ZIP CODE. I drive all day for "brown" and often cannot send ETAs quickly so please use the above ETA CALCULATOR because that's exactly what I will do.

***********************************************************************
This shipping service is "Priority Express" or "Next Day Air" for Regular Priority shipping go to this link >> www.etsy.com/listing/215153159

A NOTE ON THE GUARANTEED DELIVERY - The arrival is GUARANTEED TO ARRIVE BY THE STATED ETA. Weather and unforseen natural disasters may void the guarantee and the guarantee is only applies to the refunding of the actual shipping cost should a service failure occur. If by chance your order does NOT arrive in time and you do not wish to keep it even with a shipping refund, please contact me. DO NOT OPEN THE PACKAGE. Once you open it you must pay to send it back to me.
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View all of my items at TheBOOBshop.etsy.com

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation: before item has shipped
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

FAQs

• PROCESSING TIME is the time it takes to make your item THEN ship. Each listing has a stated "ships in XX days" on the shipping/policies tab. I do not guarantee the arrival by a certain date, but can try to make it happen.

✽CONTACT ME IF YOU NEED YOUR ORDER BY A CERTAIN DATE! email: boobscarf@gmail.com

• DELAYS: Transit delays caused by weather, changes in delivery routing, weekends and regional holidays do occur. International orders are subject to customs inspections.

• SLOW TRANSIT REFUNDS are not provided for shipping costs related to a delay in transit time; EXCEPT in the event that Priority Express Shipping was purchased and the Post Office failed to meet their own guarantee. Guarantees may be waived for severe weather.
• ETA: This can be tough to predict for both US and international orders.
--> US orders usually arrive 2-5 delivery days after shipping. Recent postal changes including the closing of facilities have been known to create long transit delays upwards to 2 weeks. In 2015 Texas was a big problem area; it seems to have cleared up and most orders are back to arriving in 2-5 days.
-->> International orders arrival date can vary greatly as they must pass through customs inspections. For UK, CAN, AUS 8-12 days is about normal. All buyers may be subjected to their order taking from 10 days to 4 months to arrive. If you are not comfortable with a long delivery wait, do not order. Buyers in extremely remote areas must have a lot of patience.
• SHIPPING SPEED ESTIMATOR (aka Service Commitment Estimator) This handy online tool will help you figure out how long it will take your order to arrive. Enter your zip (mine is 48215) and change the date your order date PLUS the number of days shown as the "ships in XX days" on the listing's shipping/policy tab.

http://postcalc.usps.com/ServiceCommitments.aspx?dz=&oz=48215&MailingDate=01/01/01

• SHOP HOURS: I keep unconventional shop hours. I have a day job and am often away from 8am - 7pm weekdays; I send messages and create between those hours and weekends.

• REFUNDS are generated by me and issued to you by Etsy. They are refunded to the same source by which payment was made e.g. payment via PayPal is refunded to PayPal.
• UNDELIVERABLE AS ADDRESSED: If your order is returned due providing an invalid or incorrect address and your order is returned, I will refund the cost of the item. The original shipping cost is non-refundable. The item(s) will be relisted for repurchase.
• BUYER REMORSE/CANCEL AFTER SHIPPED/REFUSED: If you change your mind about an order while the package is in transit, you can 1) Refuse the delivery by NOT OPENING the package and giving the package back to delivery company 2) once opened you can ship it back at your expense. Orders must be returned in the original condition. Shipping costs are not refunded.
• NOT PICKED UP or CLAIMED orders returned in their original condition will be treated as REFUSED. Shipping is not refunded.
• LOST PACKAGES are those that never reach their destination and have the correct shipping address. The post office does not consider a package to be lost for 60 days past the ETA and wait period is equally as long. Not received: Please ask your carrier, your local post office and your neighbors if they mistakenly received your order or took the package inside for you.
• STOLEN PACKAGES/NOT RECEIVED with a status of "delivered" will require a copy of a police a police report filed with your local authorities before I can refund.
• DAMAGED PACKAGES ((KEEP ALL PACKAGING!!)) and contact me immediately with details of the damage and few photos of the damaged package/product. I can't file a damage claim without some proof.
• LOCATION: My shop is proudly located in Detroit, Michigan, USA and occupies about 1400 square feet of my 100 year old American Four Square home.
• WORKERS: It's just me running the shop. My husband of 25 years often makes the Post Office run.
• ENVIRONMENT: I do not have pets and no one ever smokes in my shop or home. I do not burn scented candles or generate other strong smells.
• HANDMADE: All of the handmade items for sale in my shop are made exclusively by me. I reserve the right to make slight design improvements which may not be shown in the listing and to change my product labeling and packaging without notification.
• PACKAGING: On occasion I will use a large recycled box for large orders. All recycled packaging is clean.
• US: I ship primarily via the US Postal Service (USPS). You will receive a tracking number for all orders. You can choose a different method of shipping and pay the difference or use your own account number. Contact me prior to finalizing your order if you would like your order delivered by a carrier other than the post office and I will create a reserved listing based on your preferences. Once the purchase is complete any additional costs associated with changing carriers must be paid prior to shipping; I will invoice you the difference for ease of payment.
• INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: Non-US orders are shipped from the US via the US Postal Service (USPS) and final delivery is made by a secondary carrier contracted by the USPS.
• ADDITIONAL FEES: VAT fees, import fees, handling/processing fees and all other taxes, duties and fees associated with importing goods are the responsibility of the receiver. I do not and cannot collect or pay these fees; shipping gets it to the border. Fees are regulated by individual countries and are the buyer's responsibility. For any additional information, direct questions to your local customs agency before you make a purchase.
• MARKING AS A "GIFT": I will not mark orders as a gift.
• DELAYS: Customs delays are not uncommon. I will not cheat you but you must be patient.
• REFUNDS will not be issued for items not picked up nor slow transit and will be treated as "Refused".
My business is located in the state of Michigan and therefore I must submit 6% Sales Tax to the State of Michigan for all orders being shipped to a Michigan Destination. Per MI law, tax is applied to the cost of the goods ordered as well as shipping and handling costs and at this time only applies to Michigan residents. The tax will be automatically added to the total and as a list item on your purchase receipt.
• DONATIONS: I donate between $1 and $5 per scarf depending on the selling venue. I donate a few scarves each year for 501(c)3 events with special considerations for Michigan events and secondary considerations for out of state events. For consideration, email the event date, details, 501(c)3 information and URL regarding the event to boobscarf@gmail.com
• WHOLESALE: Due the labor involved in creating this unique item, I do not offer wholesale pricing. I do offer discounts on multi scarf purchases. This section has several multiple scarf listings - https://goo.gl/REI0ES. If you don't see what you need there, please message me for more information and tell me how many you would like to order and the zip code/country destination.

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