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FILTHY COCK soap - gag gift, bathroom humor, funny mothers day gift, vegan, rooster feathers, gag gift, farmhouse, organic soap

FILTHY COCK soap - gag gift, bathroom humor, funny mothers day gift, vegan, rooster feathers, gag gift, farmhouse, organic soap

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Favorited by: 27 people
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From Australia
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Description

That is one filthy cock.

~~~ ✭ Cock-a-doodle-doo ✭ ~~~

I don't know about you but my rooster needs to be washed daily. I wash him with only the finest cock soap. Make your feathers shine again. Try this soap. You'd better if you wanna bring it anywhere near me.

The perfect gift for that friend of yours that always makes you laugh with their dirty jokes.
All soap creations are labeled with my own brand of humor and come wrapped sexily in brown paper, ready for gifting.


Your choice of scent - Citrus Twist, Rose Fresh Mint (ooh! it IS fresh!), Lavender or fragrance free.

This bar of soap is approximately 130g and is handmade using only natural ingredients.

For anyone who appreciates the dirty, but likes to be clean.



Ingredients
Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Caster Oil, Apricot Oil, Macadamia Oil, Shea butter, essential oils, natural pigment.



Check out my sister store in the USA!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/beaversoapco?ref=l2-shopheader-name
That is one filthy cock.

~~~ ✭ Cock-a-doodle-doo ✭ ~~~

I don't know about you but my rooster needs to be washed daily. I wash him with only the finest cock soap. Make your feathers shine again. Try this soap. You'd better if you wanna bring it anywhere near me.

The perfect gift for that friend of yours that always makes you laugh with their dirty jokes.
All soap creations are labeled with my own brand of humor and come wrapped sexily in brown paper, ready for gifting.


Your choice of scent - Citrus Twist, Rose Fresh Mint (ooh! it IS fresh!), Lavender or fragrance free.

This bar of soap is approximately 130g and is handmade using only natural ingredients.

For anyone who appreciates the dirty, but likes to be clean.



Ingredients
Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Caster Oil, Apricot Oil, Macadamia Oil, Shea butter, essential oils, natural pigment.



Check out my sister store in the USA!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/beaversoapco?ref=l2-shopheader-name

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Items that arrive damaged or do not arrive will be refunded. I package all items carefully and send with tracking numbers so there is minimal risk of damage/loss in transit.

Unfortunately, I do not offer refunds for change of mind.

Shipping policies

All items ship within 1-3 business days of ordering.

I ship using Australia Post small prepaid satchels for orders of up to 3 bars of soap or 3 moisturisers. Orders larger than this will require additional postage at a calculated rate, on application.

All items sent within Australia will be sent with a tracking number for your peace of mind.

Additional policies

All soaps come wrapped in brown paper with the label of your choosing and have an ingredients label included on the back.

Lotions are packaged in BPA-free plastic tubs with the label of your choosing and an ingredients label included. Lotions are carefully wrapped for safe shipment.

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