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Calm the Fuck Down - Funny Card

Calm the Fuck Down - Funny Card

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 50 people
  • Gift message available
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

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Ready to ship in 3–5 business days
From Denver, CO

Description

Front: I'm going to need you to calm the fuck down.

Inside: Thanks.

Back: Medium size logo and shop name.

5 x 5 card with white blank envelope.
Made to order.

Leaves and style may vary since not all fall leaves are alike.
Hand stamped & hand pressed.

Special orders available.

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5 out of 5 stars
(145)

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Shipping policies

CHRISTMAS CARD ORDERS MADE
AND IN THE MAIL IN TWO BUSINESS DAYS :)

Most orders take 3-7 days to make. However, I always do my best to shorten the wait :)
If you need the order faster. Feel free to contact me with any inquiries.
Arrival depends on what shipping method you chose at check out.
May take longer for international orders depending on the shipping option that you pick.
All international orders will require a signature.
Duty payment cannot be pre paid by Debbie Dickhead as per US customs.

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