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This book is strictly digital at this time, but each buyer may print their own copy for pennies.

WHY DO I DO THIS?

If I can save
A single human life
In my own life,
There’s a chance
I will have helped
Another species
Go extinct.

I should have thought of this
Before I wrote a book
In hopes that people would be happy
When they bought and read a copy.
Sorry, species.

Then again,
If I can help
A lot of humans have more fun,
We might stop tearing up the Earth
To find a cure for life and death.

There is no cure for life and death.
There is no one without the both.
There is no hope
I’ll write a better book description
Than its title is.
I might as well just drop this
and move on to the synopsis.

BOOK SYNOPSIS:

Life’s a you-know-what.
People fall in ruts.
We think our lives are over while we live them.
Our universal game
is to hunt for who’s to blame
until the universe itself is unforgiven.

Now and then a human
who spies a space to bloom in
is gifted with uplifted points of view
that help us see beyond the skies
and the fear behind our eyes.
In this book I share my blooming space with you.

“…overflows with a novel kind of witticism and drunkenness that lovers of poetry, as well as those looking for words that inspire, will find interesting. [James] writes about common realities in a style that sings to the soul, and that will, most definitely, help readers find meaning and alter the way they look at life. It is riveting, enlightening, and, above all, highly entertaining.”
-Romuald Dzemo for readersfavorite.com

Try before you buy! Get a free, huge sample in the format of your choice. Download it with one click at http://www.jamessterngram.com/sample.htm

With one purchase, you get instant access to the full e-book in three formats and four files: Kindle (.mobi) for all Amazon devices and apps; ePub for most non-Amazon e-book devices and platforms; a printable PDF for reading on paper, computer, and many devices; and also a printable PDF in Large Type (16 point).

Author James Sterngram (that's me) is a member of the Associated Individuals Desiring Enlightenment (Sometimes). AIDE(S) is a global prophet-making organization currently boasting more than seven billion active members.

James majored in Music in college, but only recently landed his first full-time musical job (his book), thanks to family connections. He was hired the day he discovered that he was your brother. He’s been singing about that ever since.

Here's hoping you'll join me for happy hours!
James
This book is strictly digital at this time, but each buyer may print their own copy for pennies.

WHY DO I DO THIS?

If I can save
A single human life
In my own life,
There’s a chance
I will have helped
Another species
Go extinct.

I should have thought of this
Before I wrote a book
In hopes that people would be happy
When they bought and read a copy.
Sorry, species.

Then again,
If I can help
A lot of humans have more fun,
We might stop tearing up the Earth
To find a cure for life and death.

There is no cure for life and death.
There is no one without the both.
There is no hope
I’ll write a better book description
Than its title is.
I might as well just drop this
and move on to the synopsis.

BOOK SYNOPSIS:

Life’s a you-know-what.
People fall in ruts.
We think our lives are over while we live them.
Our universal game
is to hunt for who’s to blame
until the universe itself is unforgiven.

Now and then a human
who spies a space to bloom in
is gifted with uplifted points of view
that help us see beyond the skies
and the fear behind our eyes.
In this book I share my blooming space with you.

“…overflows with a novel kind of witticism and drunkenness that lovers of poetry, as well as those looking for words that inspire, will find interesting. [James] writes about common realities in a style that sings to the soul, and that will, most definitely, help readers find meaning and alter the way they look at life. It is riveting, enlightening, and, above all, highly entertaining.”
-Romuald Dzemo for readersfavorite.com

Try before you buy! Get a free, huge sample in the format of your choice. Download it with one click at http://www.jamessterngram.com/sample.htm

With one purchase, you get instant access to the full e-book in three formats and four files: Kindle (.mobi) for all Amazon devices and apps; ePub for most non-Amazon e-book devices and platforms; a printable PDF for reading on paper, computer, and many devices; and also a printable PDF in Large Type (16 point).

Author James Sterngram (that's me) is a member of the Associated Individuals Desiring Enlightenment (Sometimes). AIDE(S) is a global prophet-making organization currently boasting more than seven billion active members.

James majored in Music in college, but only recently landed his first full-time musical job (his book), thanks to family connections. He was hired the day he discovered that he was your brother. He’s been singing about that ever since.

Here's hoping you'll join me for happy hours!
James


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