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I'm Not Always a Bitch... Flask! Perfect for a birthday GIFT, Valentine's party or just because. Drinking. Available on stemless wine glass!

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Description

I'm Not Always A Bitch...Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself flask on a Stainless steel 8 oz flask.

Hand wash lightly ONLY - Can not be placed in a dishwasher. I use high quality vinyl.

Design also available on a skinny tumbler ($15) and Stemless Wine Glass ($10). Message me for a custom order concerning those options.

Buying in bulk? I am happy to create a custom listing with combined shipping.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(645)
Reviewed by Amanda Terzigni
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 12, 2017
As a gift for my children’s teachers I love it! It shipped fast, it came in perfect condition and provided the simple yet bold statement we were looking for as a gift! I would absolutely order again!
Amanda
Stemless Wine Glass "Because Teachers Can't Survive on Apples Alone". Teacher appreciation. End of the year. Back to school. Gift. Drinking.

Reviewed by tesssgeier
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 6, 2017
Just as described
Very attractive. Excited to give it as a Christmas present to a teacher friend of mine.
Stemless Wine Glass "Because Teachers Can't Survive on Apples Alone". Teacher appreciation. End of the year. Back to school. Gift. Drinking.

Reviewed by maddyyflacs
4 out of 5 stars
Jul 10, 2018
Very cute and shipped quickly! But my friend who I gave it to, dropped the lid once and it broke. Sad!!
Only The Best of Friends Get Promoted to Aunt skinny Tumblers. Aunt gifts. Pregnancy announcement. Auntie. Baby shower favor. Uncle.

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Please note that while I do accept cancellations please do so in a timely manner. If I've already shipped your item I cannot refund you.


All custom order payments must be paid in full prior to shipment. Custom and personalized orders are non refundable.

Returns & exchanges

I accept refunds as long as the item is returned in original condition. The buyer is responsible for additional shipping costs and refunds will be less the shipping cost.

If the purchase is an error on my behalf I'll be more than happy to replace or refund in full.

For custom orders I do not accept returns and I do not refund.

Please contact me for any questions regarding this matter.

Shipping policies

International orders are shipped USPS Mail and customers are responsible for any customs and duty fees they may incur.

Sometimes things get lost in the mail. It happens. If you have a problem with items getting lost and not arriving please contact me to track the item, and see what I can do. If the item is lost, we will open a claim with the Post Office, and refund or replace your item.

If you provide the incorrect address and a package is RETURNED, you are responsible for additional charges to re-ship your item. If you prefer a refund rather than reshipment you will receive the refund of the item minus the shipping costs.

Additional policies

Please note, should you require your purchase SOONER then the estimated date listed, make contact with me PRIOR to purchase.

In order to "jump the line" there is a rush fee which varies by each item. If you purchase your item without paying the fee, please know there is no guarantee I can accommodate your earlier time frame.

I'm Not Always a Bitch... Flask! Perfect for a birthday GIFT, Valentine's party or just because. Drinking. Available on stemless wine glass!

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$14.99

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Stemless Wine Glass, Vinyl
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 645 reviews
  • Favorited by: 39 people
  • Gift message available
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

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Ready to ship in 3–5 business days
From Crystal River, Florida

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