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Whole-Ass One Thing | Ron Swanson Quote

Whole-Ass One Thing | Ron Swanson Quote

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  • Materials: paper, ink

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"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." - Ron Swanson

This eloquent Swansonism is here to remind you not to spread yourself too thin. Find your "thing" and whole-ass it.

Each Katie Fern print is a reproduction of one of my original hand-lettered drawings. The artwork is professionally Giclee printed on thick, 100% cotton archival paper.

Your print will be packaged and sealed in a clear plastic sleeve inside a rigid cardboard mailer to ensure safe delivery. Frame is not included in your purchase.

AVAILABLE SIZES: 11x14, 8x10, 5x7. Need a different size or color? Message me for details.

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Orders are processed within 2-4 business days and sent via USPS First Class Mail. Please let me know if you need to place a rush order and I will do my best to work with you (rush fee applies).

Prints are shipped in a protective clear plastic sleeve in a flat, rigid mailer.

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