Awkward Non-mushy Valentine's Day Card



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  • Materials: Belfast, arbeecards, ink, print, card, recycled card, envelope, arbee cards, vintage typewriter, quirky, vintage, simple

A very non-mushy Valentine's card for those of us who don't really like the fuss of Valentine's Day, or feel a little bit awkward with the outpourings of romance every year!

This very simple card, in vintage-inspired typewriter style wording has the message:

"this valentine's message is so tiny that it doesn't really count as a valentine's card so it's almost like I've not even sent you one or anything. So don't be worrying that I've gone all mushy. I just think you're a pretty amazing person & I'm a lucky girl/guy. That's all."

Tiniest (almost barely there!) red heart below the wording. Blank inside for your own message.

Choose between red envelope or very non-valentine's lovely brown paper envelope.

Choose 'I'm a lucky girl' or 'I'm a lucky guy' for your card.

Printed on sustainable source watercolour card in a natural white colour, using non-toxic inks with choice of red or brown recycled envelope.

Size: 6" x 4" approx


I've been offering this service for several years at a small extra charge of £1.50, but during lockdown, this is FREE!
You can choose to include a printed message for inside cards, or gift message for items if you wish & I'll post directly for you.



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Jan 25-Feb 8


Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Jan 25-Feb 8!

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Rachel Devlin

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917 reviews

5 out of 5 stars

Buyers are raving!

Multiple people gave 5-star reviews to this shop in the past 7 days.


H Tindall-Daniels Mar 16, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

He absolutely loved it...and so did I!! Thank you!!

Georgia Trimble Feb 27, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Rachel was great - she messaged me to be sure I knew my card might not make it for Valentine's Day and to offer upgraded shipping or a cancellation. I decided to risk it and though my card was a day late, I hid it for my boyfriend to find at work and I feel like he enjoyed that more. So in all, it's a lovely card, arrived when predicted and lovely customer service.

Jessica Brown Feb 20, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Super cute card! It was absolutely perfect! Seller was great. Shipping time was no issue! I will definitely be ordering again!

Joan Brown Feb 3, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

my boyfriend is visiting his mom for Valentines day, so I sent this to him!! LOVE it!!! :)