Seinfeld | Cosmo Kramer's Impala | ASSMAN | Metal Stamped Replica Prop License Plate

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Seinfeld | Cosmo Kramer's Impala | ASSMAN | Metal Stamped Replica Prop License Plate

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Item details

Handmade item

Materials

Metal, Aluminum, Embossed Aluminum, Ink, Screen Printed

The New York ASSMAN License Plate is produced as seen on Cosmo Kramer’s 1973 Chevrolet Impala in the episode “The Fusilli Jerry” from the television series Seinfeld.

Kramer was referred to as "Assman" in reference to the license plate the state of New York accidentally gave him in the episode "The Fusilli Jerry". Kramer spots a picture on the wall at the doctor's office portraying the doctor's boat with the name "ASSMAN" on it. Kramer asks the proctologist if his recently renewed license plates had perhaps been mixed up with someone else's and whether he is the "Assman" and the doctor winks back. From off-screen, Frank is heard saying, "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc."

Celebrity Machines has produced the only metal stamped screen accurate prop replica available. This plate is a must have for any Seinfeld fanatic or prop collector!

Each plate is brand new, made in the USA, and individually shrink-wrapped. We ship both domestic and international. All plates are in stock and shipped within one business day.

Product Features
New York license plate style and colors (White, Blue, & Red)
Standard USA plate dimensions (12" x 6")
Screen accurate plate / exact replica
Metal stamped / embossed aluminum
Shrink-wrapped

Feel free to drop us a line with any questions you may have about this plate.
The New York ASSMAN License Plate is produced as seen on Cosmo Kramer’s 1973 Chevrolet Impala in the episode “The Fusilli Jerry” from the television series Seinfeld.

Kramer was referred to as "Assman" in reference to the license plate the state of New York accidentally gave him in the episode "The Fusilli Jerry". Kramer spots a picture on the wall at the doctor's office portraying the doctor's boat with the name "ASSMAN" on it. Kramer asks the proctologist if his recently renewed license plates had perhaps been mixed up with someone else's and whether he is the "Assman" and the doctor winks back. From off-screen, Frank is heard saying, "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc."

Celebrity Machines has produced the only metal stamped screen accurate prop replica available. This plate is a must have for any Seinfeld fanatic or prop collector!

Each plate is brand new, made in the USA, and individually shrink-wrapped. We ship both domestic and international. All plates are in stock and shipped within one business day.

Product Features
New York license plate style and colors (White, Blue, & Red)
Standard USA plate dimensions (12" x 6")
Screen accurate plate / exact replica
Metal stamped / embossed aluminum
Shrink-wrapped

Feel free to drop us a line with any questions you may have about this plate.

Shipping & returns

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From United States
Free shipping to United States
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Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

We are always happy to exchange or refund your item if you’re not happy with it, or if it gets damaged in the mail. Please contact us for prior authorization of any returns.

We will cover the cost of reshipping:
- If your order arrived damaged.
- If an item was received in error.


We ask you to cover the cost of re-shipping:
- If you seek a replacement or an exchange for reasons other than damage or loss.
- If you provided an incorrect shipping address at checkout.
- If for any reason you were unable to collect your package at customs.

*All refunds and exchanges will be processed upon receipt of the item in its original condition. Shipping will only be refunded if the entire package arrived damaged or the package was lost in the mail.*

Shipping policies

We drop all orders off at our local post office daily - Monday through Saturday. All orders are processed and shipped within one business day.


DOMESTIC CUSTOMERS:
Our default shipping method is USPS First Class Mail. We ship from Indianapolis, IN. Priority Mail packages are usually delivered within three days of shipping, but USPS does not guarantee delivery by a certain date for Priority or First Class packages, so unfortunately, neither can we.

We are happy to ship Priority Mail or Priority Mail Express for an extra charge. Shipping upgrades are available at the time of check out, when using a web browser to access Etsy.


INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS:
We do ship internationally; however, we cannot promise your package will arrive by a certain date. Sometimes packages are held up in Customs for seemingly no reason, and transit times vary wildly. For example, we have had packages reach the UK anywhere from 2 days to 24 days after sending.

We ship overseas via DHL Express, unless that is not a cost-effective option for your region, in that case we will ship First Class Mail International.

We are not responsible for any additional customs tariffs or charges that your country imposes on your package, nor can we predict what they might be.

For more information about customs fees, please read the Etsy FAQ:
https://www.etsy.com/help/article/5023
We drop all orders off at our local post office daily - Monday through Saturday. All orders are processed and shipped within one business day.


DOMESTIC CUSTOMERS:
Our default shipping method is USPS First Class Mail. We ship from Indianapolis, IN. Priority Mail packages are usually delivered within three days of shipping, but USPS does not guarantee delivery by a certain date for Priority or First Class packages, so unfortunately, neither can we.

We are happy to ship Priority Mail or Priority Mail Express for an extra charge. Shipping upgrades are available at the time of check out, when using a web browser to access Etsy.


INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS:
We do ship internationally; however, we cannot promise your package will arrive by a certain date. Sometimes packages are held up in Customs for seemingly no reason, and transit times vary wildly. For example, we have had packages reach the UK anywhere from 2 days to 24 days after sending.

We ship overseas via DHL Express, unless that is not a cost-effective option for your region, in that case we will ship First Class Mail International.

We are not responsible for any additional customs tariffs or charges that your country imposes on your package, nor can we predict what they might be.

For more information about customs fees, please read the Etsy FAQ:
https://www.etsy.com/help/article/5023

Additional policies

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

EXAMPLE: CAN YOU MAKE ME A LICENSE PLATE THAT LOOKS LIKE THE OUTATIME CALIFORNIA PLATE BUT SAYS MY NAME INSTEAD OF OUTATIME?
Unfortunately, Travis is unable to take on custom work.

EXAMPLE: IN THE OPENING CREDITS OF LA LAW, THERE IS A LICENSE PLATE THAT SAYS "LA LAW". I REALLY WANT THIS PLATE AND I DON'T SEE IT IN YOUR SHOP, WILL YOU MAKE IT FOR ME SINCE IT'S A REPLICA PROP AND NOT JUST A CUSTOM PLATE?
Possibly! As we explained in our About Me section, this whole business was started due to a need for one particular license plate. We now offer 114 different plates, and that is all due to requests from the fans. So by all means, send us your request and we will add it to our never-ending list of To-Do plates. Please note that this does not guarantee that we will ever produce this plate, just that it will be taken into consideration. **And for the record, look for the LA LAW plate to be released in our shop in 2016!

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