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A Steampunk Blaster-Emitter Type Ray Gun "The Miskatonic Cthulhu Dissimulator"

A Steampunk Blaster-Emitter Type Ray Gun "The Miskatonic Cthulhu Dissimulator"

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$800.00

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: PVC Pipes and Tubes, Lamp and Curtain Rod Finials, Guitar and Amp Knobs, Antique Keys and Winders, Swag Hooks, Brass and Copper Bits, Fire Sprinkler Heads, Radio Tubes and Projctor Bulbs, Whimsy, Irony
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THE STORY...
In Massachusetts in the late 20's, Dr. Pez had been an inmate, later serving an internship and subsequently acquiring the directorship of the now long shuttered Arkham Asylum. It was during this tenure that the head custodian Dwayne Pype went missing. He was located some six weeks later, in a locked (from the inside) storeroom in a sub-basement which had been used to house obsolete and discredited medical devices. He was dead, with a half-eaten box of crullers under his chair and this device in his lap. There were enormous slashing burn marks on the walls and crates, and also numerous charred remains of rather large rodents.

The City Fathers elected to close the institution at the urging of investors, and Dr. Pez was relieved of his duties and given a generous severance package, along with the contents of the storeroom (including this small-arm) in exchange for his discretionary silence.



THE DETAILS...
Hand-made, one of a kind. It LOOKS the business... menacing and authentic... but cannot be jiggered to to fire, emit, or blast anything. It is safe as mother's milk. This one is about 22 inches from tip to tail and the case is 27"x15"x 6"and it all weighs in at around 16 pounds (with case). I hand shape the frame,stock and grips, and I re-purpose familiar objects by putting them in a different and unexpected context. Such objects may include:

Guitar knobs
Lamp and curtain rod finials
Swag hooks
Fire sprinkler heads
Buttons
PVC Pipes and Tubes
Brass and copper bits
Antique Keys and Winders
Spark Plugs
Radio Tubes and Projector Bulbs
Assorted Found Objects
Generous measures of Whimsy and Irony


Domestic shipping rate shown is California to New York. Should you wish shipment to other locations such as Lizard Lick, North Carolina, or Tuba City, Arizona or perhaps Normal, Illinois, please contact me by email.

For international shipment to other far-flung corners, nooks and crannies, and soft white underbelly of the known world, contact me first. Some of these pieces are big and hefty, and shipping could be dear...but we may be able to work something out.
THE STORY...
In Massachusetts in the late 20's, Dr. Pez had been an inmate, later serving an internship and subsequently acquiring the directorship of the now long shuttered Arkham Asylum. It was during this tenure that the head custodian Dwayne Pype went missing. He was located some six weeks later, in a locked (from the inside) storeroom in a sub-basement which had been used to house obsolete and discredited medical devices. He was dead, with a half-eaten box of crullers under his chair and this device in his lap. There were enormous slashing burn marks on the walls and crates, and also numerous charred remains of rather large rodents.

The City Fathers elected to close the institution at the urging of investors, and Dr. Pez was relieved of his duties and given a generous severance package, along with the contents of the storeroom (including this small-arm) in exchange for his discretionary silence.



THE DETAILS...
Hand-made, one of a kind. It LOOKS the business... menacing and authentic... but cannot be jiggered to to fire, emit, or blast anything. It is safe as mother's milk. This one is about 22 inches from tip to tail and the case is 27"x15"x 6"and it all weighs in at around 16 pounds (with case). I hand shape the frame,stock and grips, and I re-purpose familiar objects by putting them in a different and unexpected context. Such objects may include:

Guitar knobs
Lamp and curtain rod finials
Swag hooks
Fire sprinkler heads
Buttons
PVC Pipes and Tubes
Brass and copper bits
Antique Keys and Winders
Spark Plugs
Radio Tubes and Projector Bulbs
Assorted Found Objects
Generous measures of Whimsy and Irony


Domestic shipping rate shown is California to New York. Should you wish shipment to other locations such as Lizard Lick, North Carolina, or Tuba City, Arizona or perhaps Normal, Illinois, please contact me by email.

For international shipment to other far-flung corners, nooks and crannies, and soft white underbelly of the known world, contact me first. Some of these pieces are big and hefty, and shipping could be dear...but we may be able to work something out.

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