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A Steampunk Blaster-Emitter Type Ray Gun "The Galvanic Orgon DeAnatomizer"

A Steampunk Blaster-Emitter Type Ray Gun "The Galvanic Orgon DeAnatomizer"

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$675.00

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: PVC Pipes and Tubes, Lamp and Curtain Rod Finials, Guitar and Amp Knobs, Antique keys and Winders, Fire Sprinkler Heads, Radio Tubes and Projector Bulbs, Whimsy, Irony
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THE STORY...
This unusual suitcase containing the only known remaining Galvanic Orgon DeAnatomizer was discovered in the left luggage department of the now defunct Grand Hibernian Aerial Steam Navigation Pty. Ltd. It had belonged to an unidentified woman who had booked nonstop passage from Denver, Colorado USA to Zanzibar East Africa on the aero steampacket HRM Queen Hildegard the Horrible in March of 1926.

The last communication with the craft was on the 4th of March when the Commander indicated that they were off the coast of Boca Grande and experiencing severe weather anomalies. There were no further posts from the airship and it was presumed lost or downed. Then in March of 1952, 26 years to the day later, the craft was discovered adrift in the skies above Bouctouche N.B. in the Canadian Maritimes. Brought to ground by a stunned group of Royal Canadian Mounted Police together with a number of local fishermen, the airship appeared to be unharmed and mechanically fit, but was found to empty of passengers and crew. The dining hall still had place settings of gourmet dinners, and there were still bubbling glasses of champagne on the lounge tables. The contents of the baggage compartment was forwarded to the G.H.A.S.N. corporate offices in Stoneybatter, Ireland.

Then, in 1978, exactly 26 years to the day, The Corporation ceased all business operations, liquidating all assets to satisfy creditors. Dr. Pez, looking into private matters in the Emerald Isle at the time, attended the auction and with an unopposed bid of 26 Punts, took possession of this (locked at the time) case and it's contents. After months of exhaustive examination, testing and scrutiny, absolutely nothing could be gleaned as to the weapon's point of origin, method of construction, applied technology, or purpose. The Dr. says that, to this day, he receives telegrams and late night anonymous phone calls urging him NOT to attempt to put the device in working order, and he also believes that he is at times followed when walking his pet Rat Terrier Sparkey on the greenbelt adjoining Pez Manor. He feels that it is prudent to be rid of the device, and has consented to offer it to the general public.



THE DETAILS...
Hand-made, one of a kind. It LOOKS the business... menacing and authentic... but cannot be jiggered to to fire, emit, or blast anything. It is safe as mother's milk. This one is about 13 1/2 inches from tip to tail and the case is 16"x13 1/2"x6" and it all weighs in at around 8 1/2 pounds (with case). I hand shape the frame,stock and grips, and I re-purpose familiar objects by putting them in a different and unexpected context. Such objects may include:

Guitar knobs
Lamp and curtain rod finials
Swag hooks
Fire sprinkler heads
Buttons
PVC Pipes and Tubes
Brass and copper bits
Antique Keys and Winders
Spark Plugs
Radio Tubes and Projector Bulbs
Assorted Found Objects
Generous measures of Whimsy and Irony


Domestic shipping rate shown is California to New York. Should you wish shipment to other locations such as Lizard Lick, North Carolina, or Tuba City, Arizona or perhaps Normal, Illinois, please contact me by email.

For international shipment to other far-flung corners, nooks and crannies, and soft white underbelly of the known world, contact me first. Some of these pieces are big and hefty, and shipping could be dear...but we may be able to work something out.
THE STORY...
This unusual suitcase containing the only known remaining Galvanic Orgon DeAnatomizer was discovered in the left luggage department of the now defunct Grand Hibernian Aerial Steam Navigation Pty. Ltd. It had belonged to an unidentified woman who had booked nonstop passage from Denver, Colorado USA to Zanzibar East Africa on the aero steampacket HRM Queen Hildegard the Horrible in March of 1926.

The last communication with the craft was on the 4th of March when the Commander indicated that they were off the coast of Boca Grande and experiencing severe weather anomalies. There were no further posts from the airship and it was presumed lost or downed. Then in March of 1952, 26 years to the day later, the craft was discovered adrift in the skies above Bouctouche N.B. in the Canadian Maritimes. Brought to ground by a stunned group of Royal Canadian Mounted Police together with a number of local fishermen, the airship appeared to be unharmed and mechanically fit, but was found to empty of passengers and crew. The dining hall still had place settings of gourmet dinners, and there were still bubbling glasses of champagne on the lounge tables. The contents of the baggage compartment was forwarded to the G.H.A.S.N. corporate offices in Stoneybatter, Ireland.

Then, in 1978, exactly 26 years to the day, The Corporation ceased all business operations, liquidating all assets to satisfy creditors. Dr. Pez, looking into private matters in the Emerald Isle at the time, attended the auction and with an unopposed bid of 26 Punts, took possession of this (locked at the time) case and it's contents. After months of exhaustive examination, testing and scrutiny, absolutely nothing could be gleaned as to the weapon's point of origin, method of construction, applied technology, or purpose. The Dr. says that, to this day, he receives telegrams and late night anonymous phone calls urging him NOT to attempt to put the device in working order, and he also believes that he is at times followed when walking his pet Rat Terrier Sparkey on the greenbelt adjoining Pez Manor. He feels that it is prudent to be rid of the device, and has consented to offer it to the general public.



THE DETAILS...
Hand-made, one of a kind. It LOOKS the business... menacing and authentic... but cannot be jiggered to to fire, emit, or blast anything. It is safe as mother's milk. This one is about 13 1/2 inches from tip to tail and the case is 16"x13 1/2"x6" and it all weighs in at around 8 1/2 pounds (with case). I hand shape the frame,stock and grips, and I re-purpose familiar objects by putting them in a different and unexpected context. Such objects may include:

Guitar knobs
Lamp and curtain rod finials
Swag hooks
Fire sprinkler heads
Buttons
PVC Pipes and Tubes
Brass and copper bits
Antique Keys and Winders
Spark Plugs
Radio Tubes and Projector Bulbs
Assorted Found Objects
Generous measures of Whimsy and Irony


Domestic shipping rate shown is California to New York. Should you wish shipment to other locations such as Lizard Lick, North Carolina, or Tuba City, Arizona or perhaps Normal, Illinois, please contact me by email.

For international shipment to other far-flung corners, nooks and crannies, and soft white underbelly of the known world, contact me first. Some of these pieces are big and hefty, and shipping could be dear...but we may be able to work something out.

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