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BANANAS cotton boxers

BANANAS cotton boxers

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton
  • Favorited by: 36 people
  • Gift message available
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Description

Mae West's line begins "Is that a gun in your pocket...?" That classic one-liner has been revamped for those who enjoy tropical fruit on their underpants.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "... OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of person they're suitable for:

¨ Top Bananas
¨ Produce department employees
¨ Banana Republic sales associates
¨ Bananarama fans
¨ Simians
¨ Tarzan
¨ Curious men named George
¨ Split personalities
¨ Anyone who's appealing
¨ Anyone who needs potassium


When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... come Mr. Tally-man, tally me banana!
Mae West's line begins "Is that a gun in your pocket...?" That classic one-liner has been revamped for those who enjoy tropical fruit on their underpants.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "... OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of person they're suitable for:

¨ Top Bananas
¨ Produce department employees
¨ Banana Republic sales associates
¨ Bananarama fans
¨ Simians
¨ Tarzan
¨ Curious men named George
¨ Split personalities
¨ Anyone who's appealing
¨ Anyone who needs potassium


When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... come Mr. Tally-man, tally me banana!

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(591)
  • mgicldy Nov 27, 2018
    5 out of 5 stars
    Too Funny! My brother will love these. They came so quickly!
    BANANAS cotton boxers
  • Margaret Dec 28, 2017
    5 out of 5 stars
    Banana bread! Wow. Quick shipping. Quyana!!
    BANANAS cotton boxers
  • Ada Vaysfligel Dec 14, 2017
    5 out of 5 stars
    Got these for my boyfriend first Christmas for the second year in a row and he loves them. Quality is great and super comfy. Thumbs up!
    BANANAS cotton boxers
  • danielle cunningham Aug 17, 2017
    5 out of 5 stars
    my sone will love these
    BANANAS cotton boxers

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Returns & exchanges

Due to the cootie factor, I can't in good conscience accept returns on underwear. That said - if you give them as a gift and discover that you've sorely misestimated the size of the recipient, I'll happily exchange them for the proper size, you just cover the shipping charges.

You know there's a story behind this policy: if I ship an order and the package is refused and returned to me unopened, you'll get a refund for the items, minus my listing fees, minus a 25% restocking fee, with no refund on the shipping.

Shipping policies

I endeavor to turn orders around pretty quickly - in most cases I ship by USPS First Class (and First Class International), getting them out the door within two business days. You'll get a tracking number upon shipment, so you can watch online as your order gets closer & closer, then all of a sudden you'll find it's in your hands!

If it absolutely positively has to be there overnight, I'm happy to upgrade shipping in a private listing. Convo me and we'll figure out what works best in your situation.

International customers, please be aware that customs/duty/VAT fees may be assessed by your home country upon receipt of the shipment, and those costs are the sole responsibility of the buyer as I have no way of knowing what might be assessed.

Additional policies

If you've got something specific in mind, I love doing custom orders! Convo me with your request, I'll hunt for some appropriate fabric, and we'll find something that speaks to your need. Custom orders typically cost a bit more, but you'll have input throughout the process.

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