First date graphic T-shirt, sex on first date, f word, profanity, sarcasm, rude tshirt, wanna f*ck

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Funny T-shirt with the simple yet bold statement "I fuck on the first date"


About our T's-
• Gildan Softstyle unisex short sleeve t-shirt
• 100% ringspun soft cotton **Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
**Note that the first image is censored to comply with etsy profanity guidelines. Your shirt will NOT be censored***


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Robert Budzinski Mar 16, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Got this for my domme wife who loves loves loves it. Sometimes she wears it when running errands and I tag along wearing a subtle collar to enjoy the reactions we elicit- from tense uncomfortable encounters to fun exchanges with cool people. But no matter, the design gets the idea across! Plan to order more like this one. Highly recommend.

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kay cool Jun 19, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

I contacted seller telling her this was a bday gift&was concerned on getting it on time, she got right back to me&said she had checked on my item& I revived it on time, I love good customer service&she delivers!!

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Erica Mason Aug 18, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Wore it on a hot day in MS , day drinking. Comfortable as hell. The most uncomfortable part was how many people asked where I got it bc they needed one.

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Joan Hammel Dec 19, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

My order for these shirts somehow was lost but the seller did an amazing job following up and making sure that I did receive the shirts, and in time for Christmas. I will definitely order from this seller again!

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