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Sorry Your Crotch Is Bleeding Card, Rude Postcard, Mature Period Humor, Sanitary Pads, PMS, Mean Card, Offensive Funny Original Illustration

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Sorry your crotch is bleeding. This funny postcard of a sad sanitary pad is best given along with a bar of chocolate or a hot water bottle.

An original illustration on eco-friendly paper. Send this card to your someone who got their first period so they can be mortified at you, give it to your BFF who is suffering from cramps, or to anyone whose crotch is bleeding and needs some sympathy. You could also also hang it in your restroom as home decor to cheer yourself up and/or weird people out.

One postcard with an original watercolour illustration. The back of the card is blank. Each card comes with an envelope.

This paper card are made from FSC-certified, eco-friendly paper. Each card is hand painted, so each card is unique.

Size: 15 x 11 cm
5.9 x 4.3 inches

More of a tampon person? There's also a tampon version: https://www.etsy.com/listing/216738346/sorry-your-crotch-is-bleeding-card-rude
Find more grumpy and inappropriate cards here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/StudioFroezel?section_id=13525383

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(141)
Reviewed by Cherise C
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 22, 2018
Shipping took longer than expected but that's not the sellers fault. It's exactly as pictured and my friend will love it
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Reviewed by ElvieBrown
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 17, 2017
omg omg omg omg - I could not love this more!!! Absolutely perfect, perfectly packaged, and completely and stoatally adorable! Thank you!!!!
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Reviewed by Nancy Williams
5 out of 5 stars
Nov 7, 2017
Absolutely THE BEST!!!! Thank you!!!!!
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I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Items that are broken in transit will be refunded (or we can discuss replacement options).

Custom items cannot be returned. No matter how cute your pet or partner is or how funny your inside joke is, a custom item probably won't appeal to anyone else.

Shipping policies

Please keep in mind that items are shipped from The Netherlands, so it may take longer than you are used to to receive items. I will ship your package as soon as possible, at the cheapest rate possible. All purchases are shipped after the payment has come through. Packages will be shipped via the Dutch Postal Service via Standard Priority.

Packages are sent without track and trace to keep shipping affordable and honestly, because the Dutch postal system is a tragedy and it doesn't really work. If you want tracking or other fancy postal options, please send me a message beforehand and we'll go through options together.

Please note that if your shipping address is outside of the EU then you may be subject to Customs Duty or handling fees.

I will let you know when items have been shipped and give you an estimation on how long it will take to get to you. I am terribly sorry for any delays or slow shipping due to restrictions and customs of your country.

I try to recycle and reuse packing materials to spare the environment and keep shipping costs down.

All cards come with an envelope. All ceramics are gift-wrapped. Cards and ceramics are shipped seperately.

If the item is a gift and being shipped directly to the recipient, please let me know. It is also possible to add a personalised message.

General estimated shipping times, as told by the Dutch Postal Office:
The Netherlands: 1 - 3 business days
Europe: 3 - 7 business days
Canada and the US: 7 - 8 business days
Australia: 8 - 10 business days
Elsewhere: 7 - 15 business days

If your specific country isn't listed and you want to know how long a package will take to get to your country, please don't hesitate to contact me.
Please keep in mind that items are shipped from The Netherlands, so it may take longer than you are used to to receive items. I will ship your package as soon as possible, at the cheapest rate possible. All purchases are shipped after the payment has come through. Packages will be shipped via the Dutch Postal Service via Standard Priority.

Packages are sent without track and trace to keep shipping affordable and honestly, because the Dutch postal system is a tragedy and it doesn't really work. If you want tracking or other fancy postal options, please send me a message beforehand and we'll go through options together.

Please note that if your shipping address is outside of the EU then you may be subject to Customs Duty or handling fees.

I will let you know when items have been shipped and give you an estimation on how long it will take to get to you. I am terribly sorry for any delays or slow shipping due to restrictions and customs of your country.

I try to recycle and reuse packing materials to spare the environment and keep shipping costs down.

All cards come with an envelope. All ceramics are gift-wrapped. Cards and ceramics are shipped seperately.

If the item is a gift and being shipped directly to the recipient, please let me know. It is also possible to add a personalised message.

General estimated shipping times, as told by the Dutch Postal Office:
The Netherlands: 1 - 3 business days
Europe: 3 - 7 business days
Canada and the US: 7 - 8 business days
Australia: 8 - 10 business days
Elsewhere: 7 - 15 business days

If your specific country isn't listed and you want to know how long a package will take to get to your country, please don't hesitate to contact me.

Sorry Your Crotch Is Bleeding Card, Rude Postcard, Mature Period Humor, Sanitary Pads, PMS, Mean Card, Offensive Funny Original Illustration

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: eco friendly, paper, watercolours, watercolor, eco friendly paper, paper card, FSC certified paper, watercolors, original drawing, eco paper, milieuvriendelijk papier, papier, waterverf
  • Feedback: 141 reviews
  • Favorited by: 20 people
  • Gift message available

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Returns and exchanges accepted
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