One Year Closer - 5x7 Illustrated Birthday Card with Envelope

One Year Closer - 5x7 Illustrated Birthday Card with Envelope

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From Denver, CO
Returns and exchanges accepted
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One Year Closer Birthday Card

This is for those of you who enjoy reminding your friends and family of their own mortality, especially on their birthday. This 5x7 card has a blank inside so you have plenty of space to add your own personal take on their existential dread.

Size: 5x7" bi-fold
Envelope: Includes a recycled brown envelop
Print: Professional, high-quality print in full color
Paper: Matte card stock

We have many other cards and prints as well. Check out the rest of our shop!


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