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O My Gode Michou, Dildo Sculpture, OMGM_iTems_12N

O My Gode Michou, Dildo Sculpture, OMGM_iTems_12N

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Wood, Driftwood, Recycled wood, Bois, Bois recyclé, Bois Flotté, bois récupéré
  • Favorited by: 15 people
  • Gift message available
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Ready to ship in 1–2 weeks
From Canada

Description

Made in La Prairie Quebec Canada by Michel Thibert

For mature audience:

Carefully chosen, each one is a unique, one of a kind piece of art. Crafted to sustain balance into arousedness,
this is a handmade wooden dildo (Gode michet). It is custom-made from recycled driftwood.

It has a high-gloss finish, obtained by several coats of finish with sanding in between. This finish protects the wood from moisture, which could lead to discoloration and even cracking. Third, it shows off the natural beauty of the wood.

Designed to be a piece of functional art each dildo is conceived and stamped with the artist name and the year of make. They can also welcome a foot base if needed - although they mostly don’t need it if not already attached to it.

I can take special orders, do not hesitate to get in contact if you have a special requirement (wood species, size, shape).

This specific piece is made of Sugar Maple:
Approximate size of the dildo shown is 12.25” high x 7.5” wide at the base and 3” wide at the top.

Reviews

1 out of 5 stars
(5)
  • John Willie Jun 3, 2018
    1 out of 5 stars
    ETSY REVIEW.....
    No shipping issues with this seller aside from sloppily constructed homeade box that surprised me in it making it here.
    The communication from this man could have been so much better so that I could discuss
    specific questions in regards to the making of the piece, only produced a lack of willingness to communicate.
    I ended up with a piece of wood that went right back out in the woods. Pictures produced by seller did not represent the end product fairly. Communication is key to every thing and it was far from coming from the artists efforts in this purchase
    I am sorry to say, my 1st negative experience with an Etsy seller and am sure it will be my last. All others have been wonderful. Thank you for all you all do. Maybe this artist can learn from this.
    ETSY REVIEW.....
    No shipping issues with this seller aside from sloppily constructed homeade box that surprised me in it making it here.
    The communication from this man could have been so much better so that I could discuss
    specific questions in regards to the making of the piece, only produced a lack of willingness to communicate.
    I ended up with a piece of wood that went right back out in the woods. Pictures produced by seller did not represent the end product fairly. Communication is key to every thing and it was far from coming from the artists efforts in this purchase
    I...
    O My Gode Michou, Dildo Sculpture, OMGM_iTems_40N
  • akt400 Apr 10, 2017
    5 out of 5 stars
    Très beau travail ! Merci Michel :-)
    Translate to English
    O My Gode Michou, Dildo Sculpture, OMGM_iTems_33N
  • LittleMillie Sep 25, 2016
    5 out of 5 stars
    I love it!! It's truly a work of art, and I can indulge all my nature woman fantasies.
    O My Gode Michou, Dildo Sculpture, OMGM_iTems_14N
  • Dow Jun 7, 2016
    4 out of 5 stars
    Beautifully crafted but color is lighter than shown. Photos could use an accurate manual white balance.
    O My Gode Michou, Dildo Sculpture, OMGM_iTems_35N

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Returns & exchanges

I want my clients to be happy, so convo me if you have any problems

✔ You are not pleased with items:
• If you don't like how it looks or received damaged order, please contact me, I accept returns.

✔ Returns and exchanges:
• You must return the item in the condition it was shipped to you, within 7 days after the buyer receives the item If you are not satisfied with your purchase. I do not refund payment for delivery, only the cost of the product.
• Money will be refunded after I receive and check the item!
• Custom orders can not be returned.

✔ Cancellation:
• If you wish to cancel transaction (before the order was made and sent), please, note, that there is non-refundable 10%.

Shipping policies

Orders will be shipped 1-2 weeks from payment. I use Canada Post standard shipping (4-6 days). I package carefully and securely. It includes tracking number (it will be sent in e-mail notification).

International buyers are responsible for paying any duties / custom fees, or VAT if applicable. This varies greatly by country--be aware of the customs thresholds for your country and any other fees.

Additional policies

✔ I will happy to make a custom orders. Please contact me to discuss what you want.

✔ If you have any questions or want to see more photos – please contact me.

✔ If you are satisfied with your purchase, please leave a review! If you are unsatisfied in any way, please contact me before leaving a review and I will resolve the issue to the best of my abilities!

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