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Crouching Garden Daemon

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Hello again, my friends. The last time that we spoke about any of my Lesser Garden Daemons, some of you expressed concern that such creatures might prove quite the challenge to keep indoors. So, in my infinite wisdom, I provided a sturdy, glass-fronted display case for every specimen. These keep the bitey, obnoxious little creatures from flying about freely, scratching bad poetry into the wainscoting, depositing stolen jewelry in the watercloset and making a proper shambles of Mrs. Alitera Muttersby finest bustle*.
A clever solution, what? One would think.

However when the SFTPOCTAEOCFTNR* of Essex caught wind of my plans to imprison the little Stygian darlings in boxes, they stormed my offices and were subsequently consumed to a one, spats, bonnets and all. You see? Daemons are a danger and it would be ill advised for most gentlefolk to permit them to flap about unbidden. Unless, of course, if the SFTPOCTAEOCFTNR comes knocking.

So now, for those of you who prefer your personal daemons to be displayed out in the open, the Lesser Garden Daemon might be the cryptid for you. Each one is mounted on a plaque in a position that suggests that it's ready to crawl right over to your savory marmot pudding and consume it like a trencherman from The Firey Pit.

materials: paper, wire, polymer clay and wood (The 'lil darlin' is attached to a wooden plaque, not shown in this picture.)

Postage shown for the US is Retail Ground and includes tracking - should Priority shipping be desired, please contact shop owner. Shipping to other countries is available, please contact shop owner for a price quote.

*Daemons are quite frightened of bustles and they attack anything that they are frightened of especially if it's attached to someone the likes of Mrs. Muttersby.

*The Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To And Embarassment Of Creatures From The Nether Regions
Hello again, my friends. The last time that we spoke about any of my Lesser Garden Daemons, some of you expressed concern that such creatures might prove quite the challenge to keep indoors. So, in my infinite wisdom, I provided a sturdy, glass-fronted display case for every specimen. These keep the bitey, obnoxious little creatures from flying about freely, scratching bad poetry into the wainscoting, depositing stolen jewelry in the watercloset and making a proper shambles of Mrs. Alitera Muttersby finest bustle*.
A clever solution, what? One would think.

However when the SFTPOCTAEOCFTNR* of Essex caught wind of my plans to imprison the little Stygian darlings in boxes, they stormed my offices and were subsequently consumed to a one, spats, bonnets and all. You see? Daemons are a danger and it would be ill advised for most gentlefolk to permit them to flap about unbidden. Unless, of course, if the SFTPOCTAEOCFTNR comes knocking.

So now, for those of you who prefer your personal daemons to be displayed out in the open, the Lesser Garden Daemon might be the cryptid for you. Each one is mounted on a plaque in a position that suggests that it's ready to crawl right over to your savory marmot pudding and consume it like a trencherman from The Firey Pit.

materials: paper, wire, polymer clay and wood (The 'lil darlin' is attached to a wooden plaque, not shown in this picture.)

Postage shown for the US is Retail Ground and includes tracking - should Priority shipping be desired, please contact shop owner. Shipping to other countries is available, please contact shop owner for a price quote.

*Daemons are quite frightened of bustles and they attack anything that they are frightened of especially if it's attached to someone the likes of Mrs. Muttersby.

*The Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To And Embarassment Of Creatures From The Nether Regions

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Paper, polymer clay, wire, wood
  • Feedback: 229 reviews
  • Favorited by: 43 people
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