Father's Day Card -- Inbred sow lacking anus

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Father's Day Card -- Inbred sow lacking anus

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Item details

Handmade

Materials

Images printed on cardstock, Cardstock, Envelope

A professor of mine recently let me raid his old book collection. I was surprised (and amused, and a fair bit disturbed) when I stumbled across this image in the 1919 article "Inbreeding Animals" by Frank A. Hays. It made me grateful that my parents' choices allowed me to have an anus, and so I turned it into a Father's and/or Mother's Day card. This listing is for the Father's Day card; the Mother's Day card is listed separately.

For those of you who wish to send someone a picture of an inbred sow lacking an anus for no particular reason, I also have a blank version of this card listed separately.

The folded greeting card is 6.5 inches wides and 5 inches tall. The image and words are printed on white cardstock. I cut and assembled everything by hand. The card comes with a plain brown envelope.

Incidentally, the words are meant to reflect the vocabulary of animal science and not eugenics. If you have suggestions for better wording, I'd love to hear them.

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