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Mustache and Beard Balm (1 oz.) by Uncut Standards

Mustache and Beard Balm (1 oz.) by Uncut Standards

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: natural preserves, organic Shea butter, organic almond oil, organic jojoba oil, essential oils, vitamin E oil, organic cocoa butter, organic beeswax, organic argan oil, tea tree oil
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 13 people
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Well yayyy, I found ANOTHER beard balm on the market, what a surprise...well true...I mean, we don't turn down anyone else's recommendation on other company's products. As long as they're comprised of all natural ingredients, natural preservatives and blah, blah, blah...dang it...I think you fell asleep...

I mean, worst case scenario you just spent $10 on a glorified lip balm that tastes like...cologne? Sandalwood? Tastes like I'm eating a piece of bark...ewwww....oh well, it was worth it because my beard feels awesoooome (now your beard talks too).

**Disclaimer** - The frequency of conversations with your beard are based on the quantity of balm you apply to it...so he may be hibernating for quite some time...just keep talking to it.

Real Facts:
Our formulated mustache and beard balm moisturizes your facial hair while softening your skin. Because...well the oils man! Oh and a few butters we throw in there...mmm butter...ahhh dude we forgot the beeswax! A whole hive of bees worked their tales off (worked their stingers off?), so that you could have a softer feeling, sweeter smelling, manlier mane to walk around with. Go ahead buddy...that deserves a round of applause.

Our balm has also been known to reduce acne beneath the beard (beardne?), reduce flaky skin (beardrift...that was easy), and promote healthy hair growth (let thine hair groweth!).

Ingredients:
Beeswax, Shea butter, Cocoa butter, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Various Essential Oils, Vitamin E, Natural Preservatives.

Want to leave a review? Duh, of course you're a rockstar now! Well...at least you feel like one...Go ahead and leave a review on our shop, it helps...they say...
Well yayyy, I found ANOTHER beard balm on the market, what a surprise...well true...I mean, we don't turn down anyone else's recommendation on other company's products. As long as they're comprised of all natural ingredients, natural preservatives and blah, blah, blah...dang it...I think you fell asleep...

I mean, worst case scenario you just spent $10 on a glorified lip balm that tastes like...cologne? Sandalwood? Tastes like I'm eating a piece of bark...ewwww....oh well, it was worth it because my beard feels awesoooome (now your beard talks too).

**Disclaimer** - The frequency of conversations with your beard are based on the quantity of balm you apply to it...so he may be hibernating for quite some time...just keep talking to it.

Real Facts:
Our formulated mustache and beard balm moisturizes your facial hair while softening your skin. Because...well the oils man! Oh and a few butters we throw in there...mmm butter...ahhh dude we forgot the beeswax! A whole hive of bees worked their tales off (worked their stingers off?), so that you could have a softer feeling, sweeter smelling, manlier mane to walk around with. Go ahead buddy...that deserves a round of applause.

Our balm has also been known to reduce acne beneath the beard (beardne?), reduce flaky skin (beardrift...that was easy), and promote healthy hair growth (let thine hair groweth!).

Ingredients:
Beeswax, Shea butter, Cocoa butter, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Various Essential Oils, Vitamin E, Natural Preservatives.

Want to leave a review? Duh, of course you're a rockstar now! Well...at least you feel like one...Go ahead and leave a review on our shop, it helps...they say...

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