Funny Mother's Day / Father's Day Card. "No Old Folks Home For You!" Card #045.

Funny Mother's Day / Father's Day Card. "No Old Folks Home For You!" Card #045.


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Neenah paper, 110 lb card stock, ink, awesomeness


Funny card for Dad or Mom. "No Old Folks Home For You!" Card #045.

Your parents have done a lot for you over the years: changed your diapers, dealt with your childhood and adult tantrums, paid for dinner, and just generally been around when you needed them.

What better gift to give mom and dad than to promise you won't stick them in an old folks home? Okay, there are probably better gifts, but it's a nice sentiment, anyway.


Front: "Thank you for the dedicated sacrifice, unconditional love, and unwavering support. No old folks' home for you!"
Inside: blank

Size: 4.25" x 5.5" folded
Paper: 100# FSC certified card stock
Envelope: A2, 80# white

Our paper is FSC Certified, which means it has been sourced in an environmentally-friendly, social responsible, and economically viable way. See for more details. 


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Arrival time will be 2-5 days after shipment. If you need your card faster, upgrade to priority shipping during checkout.
Cards are packaged in a clear poly bag and rigid cardboard mailer.

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