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I like you. I shall kill you last. V-Neck T-Shirt - Dark Grey Heather, Unisex, sarcastic shirt, funny shirt

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I like you. I shall kill you last. V-Neck T-Shirt - Dark Grey Heather, Unisex, sarcastic shirt, funny shirt

Show them your sarcastic sense of humor with this subtle, funny, embroidered t-shirt. We believe sarcastic humor should be subtle and personal. Our shirts are designed to be just that. You can't read them across the room . . . people need to enter your space. The look on their faces and their laughter when they're close enough to read your shirt are priceless. You'll need one for yourself and they also make perfect gifts for your friends and family who have the same sarcastic (and somewhat warped) sense of humor that you do.

The "I like you" shirt utilizes a high-quality,52% cotton and 48% polyester blend in Dark Grey Heather with white embroidery. The embroidery area is approximately 4-1/2" long and 1-3/4" high. The shirt features short sleeves and a V-neck collar. The cotton/polyester blend makes this shirt soft and an absolute pleasure to wear. It will not only be the most commented-on shirt you'll own, it may very well be the most comfortable.

Note: It is not pre-shrunk, however, it will not shrink as much as a 100% cotton shirt will. Order your size accordingly.

Sizes are unisex: Small, Medium, Large, X-Large ($16 each), and XX-Large ($19 each)

Shirt Measurements (when lying flat)

SM: Chest=18", Back Length=28"

MED: Chest=20", Back Length=29"

LG: Chest=22", Back Length-30"

X-LG: Chest=24", Back Length=31"

XX-LG: Chest=26", Back Length: 31.75"

To match these measurements to a shirt that fits you well, measure your shirt when laying flat as follows:

Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below armhole

Back Length: Measure from high point of the shoulder on the back of the shirt to the bottom hem.


More T-Shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SimpliSarcastic?section_id=17699278&ref=shopsection_leftnav_2

Sarcastic, Hand-Printed Mugs: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SimpliSarcastic?section_id=17639825&ref=shopsection_leftnav_1

Or just visit my Shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SimpliSarcastic

Please view my "policies" section for information on shipping, etc. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me.
I like you. I shall kill you last. V-Neck T-Shirt - Dark Grey Heather, Unisex, sarcastic shirt, funny shirt

Show them your sarcastic sense of humor with this subtle, funny, embroidered t-shirt. We believe sarcastic humor should be subtle and personal. Our shirts are designed to be just that. You can't read them across the room . . . people need to enter your space. The look on their faces and their laughter when they're close enough to read your shirt are priceless. You'll need one for yourself and they also make perfect gifts for your friends and family who have the same sarcastic (and somewhat warped) sense of humor that you do.

The "I like you" shirt utilizes a high-quality,52% cotton and 48% polyester blend in Dark Grey Heather with white embroidery. The embroidery area is approximately 4-1/2" long and 1-3/4" high. The shirt features short sleeves and a V-neck collar. The cotton/polyester blend makes this shirt soft and an absolute pleasure to wear. It will not only be the most commented-on shirt you'll own, it may very well be the most comfortable.

Note: It is not pre-shrunk, however, it will not shrink as much as a 100% cotton shirt will. Order your size accordingly.

Sizes are unisex: Small, Medium, Large, X-Large ($16 each), and XX-Large ($19 each)

Shirt Measurements (when lying flat)

SM: Chest=18", Back Length=28"

MED: Chest=20", Back Length=29"

LG: Chest=22", Back Length-30"

X-LG: Chest=24", Back Length=31"

XX-LG: Chest=26", Back Length: 31.75"

To match these measurements to a shirt that fits you well, measure your shirt when laying flat as follows:

Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below armhole

Back Length: Measure from high point of the shoulder on the back of the shirt to the bottom hem.


More T-Shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SimpliSarcastic?section_id=17699278&ref=shopsection_leftnav_2

Sarcastic, Hand-Printed Mugs: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SimpliSarcastic?section_id=17639825&ref=shopsection_leftnav_1

Or just visit my Shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SimpliSarcastic

Please view my "policies" section for information on shipping, etc. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(18)
Reviewed by Anna Breland
5 out of 5 stars
Feb 23, 2018
So freakin cute! I gotten so many compliments. Love it!
I like you. I shall kill you last. V-Neck T-Shirt - Dark Grey Heather, Unisex, sarcastic shirt, funny shirt

Reviewed by maildonb
5 out of 5 stars
Oct 6, 2017
My sister used to say this even when we were LITTLE, and that's a long time ago! She will LOVE it! VERY fast shipping! Great quality T shirt!
Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see. T-Shirt - Deep Heather Gray, Unisex, sarcastic shirt, funny shirt

Reviewed by maildonb
5 out of 5 stars
Oct 6, 2017
My sister is going to LOVE this !!! It is a phrase we both say all the time!
And yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking. T-Shirt - Light Gray, Unisex, sarcastic shirt, funny shirt

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I will gladly accept returns for "buyer's remorse", or if the size you ordered is incorrect, but I cannot cover the return shipping costs. Your money, less the original shipping/handling fee, will be refunded to you when the returned item has been received in it's original condition as it was shipped to you.

SimpliSarcastic made this item with help from

  • An embroidery service, Benton, PA
SimpliSarcastic made this item with help from:
  • An embroidery service, Benton, PA

I like you. I shall kill you last. V-Neck T-Shirt - Dark Grey Heather, Unisex, sarcastic shirt, funny shirt

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