Baggy Cotton Cargo Shorts: 3/4 Length Festival Trousers, Gorpcore Utility Hareem

Oversized 3/4 length shorts crafted from 100% medium-weight, breathable cotton. Engineered perfectly as baggy festival trousers, these utility cargo shorts feature two massive, festival-proof pockets and adjustable drawstring hems. A natural, campfire-safe festival staple.

Guaranteed no-fee shipping for US customers.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Stop settling for thin, synthetic fast fashion. Our signature 3/4 length trousers are crafted from premium, breathable natural cotton to keep you cool under the midday sun and comfortable by the midnight fire. Because they are a natural fiber, they offer a superior skin-feel and durability that plastic-based fabrics simply can't match.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE THE UTILITY:
• 3/4 Length "Longline" Cut: The perfect hybrid—breathable like shorts, but long enough to protect your knees.
• Massive Storage: Two extra-deep, festival-proof side pockets. Easily fits your phone, power bank, and essentials.
• Total Versatility: Features a comfortable elasticated waistband and adjustable drawstring ankles. Cinch them for a tapered Gorpcore look or wear them wide and flowy.
• Truly Inclusive Fit: An oversized, baggy cut designed to fit waists from 30" to 44".

📐 SIZING & STYLE NOTE
• Material: 100% Breathable Cotton
• Waist: 30" – 44" (76cm – 112cm)
• Length: 3/4 length (approx. 30" from waistband to hem)

Style Tip: These are designed for a loose, baggy fit. Robbie (5’11”) wears them cinched at the knee for a cropped streetwear vibe.

Available Colors: Earthy Green | Deep Black | Dark Grey

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https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/WobbleandSqueak

*** This product complies with EU safety standards under GPSR. Please follow provided instructions to ensure safe use. For compliance inquiries, contact our EU RP (details can found in our shop FAQ section) ***

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Hello Guys and Girls, we here at Wobble & Squeak HQ aim to please and hope you like our items as much as we do; after all they were made with LOVE!!! However if you do have a problem with any aspect of our service (and we sincerely hope you won’t) please drop us a message at the first possible opportunity rather than leaving us negative feedback. In our experience most issues can be resolved very easily and amicably.

Returns (UK BUYERS).

Returns are accepted within 14 days as long as the item/s are undamaged and in a resalable condition. The buyer is required to pay return postage unless the item is faulty in which case a full refund will be given. We offer a choice of two postal services for our UK buyers; 2nd class signed or second class standard (we have listed the 'signed for service' by default). If you choose to get your item sent second class standard and it gets lost by Royal Mail we here at Wobble and Squeak Clothing cannot be held responsible. This is because you have been given the choice, and you the buyer has chosen not to use the recorded delivery service offered. Really sorry, but we cannot afford to lose stock by sending out replacements in this instance.

International Shipping and Returns

As for international shipping, we are quite happy to post far and wide so please feel free to send us a message about specific shipping costs. Returns again will be at the buyer’s expense. The shipping price stated in the listing is for our international TRACKED service. If you would like an item sent international standard (not tracked) please let us know, but any items lost en route will NOT be the responsibility of Wobble and Squeak. Any international items returned to us because of incorrect addresses or the buyer not being available to receive the parcel will incur a 20% surcharge and/or be liable for the return postage, if another dispatch is wanted. (Sorry but we’re a new company and it’s safer this way for now). Please see our domestic returns policy for more info.xx

WE OFFER REDUCED SHIPPING COSTS FOR MULTIPLE ITEMS, SO GET IN TOUCH BEFORE PURCHASE AND SAVE YOURSELF SOME WOBBLY PENNIES!

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