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Wall Plaque Sign House Protected By One Crazy Lady Laser Engraved

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This is a laser engraved wall sign proclaiming the house is protected by one crazy lady! It measures about 5" by 7" and is cut from 1/4" birch plywood, which gives it the 'aged' look we thought was fitting for this product. Sign is finished with 3 coats of spar finish for a long lasting product. Comes with a jute hanger, making it ready to use. If used outdoors, it has to be protected from the elements.

I will gladly combine shipping. If you see more than one item you'd like, please contact me for an exact quote. Otherwise, I will refund any overpayment on postage.

International buyers- I will gladly ship anywhere, but I have a terrible time trying to get the shipping amount for each country. Please contact me with the item you are interested in and your country. I will get you an exact quote.

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Wall Plaque Sign House Protected By One Crazy Lady Laser Engraved

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paint, plywood, polyacrylic finish, jute
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 3 people
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