Bards Dispense Profanity: a Shakespeare party game

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: words, text, Shakespeare, paper, ink

100 mock-serious questions for our times.
375 answers taken word-for-word from the works of William Shakespeare.
Totally hilarious.

“THE SMUTTY SHAKESPEARE GAME YOU NEED FOR YOUR NEXT SMARTY-PANTS PARTY.”
—Washington Post

To be profane, or not to be? BARDS DISPENSE PROFANITY is 100 mock-serious questions for our time and 375 answers copied word-for-word from the works of William Shakespeare. You be the judge of which answers are best. Answers come from all 38 of Shakespeare's plays, and each answer card cites the play, act, and scene (in case your dad doubts that Shakespeare really has Hamlet allude to “the incestuous pleasure of his bed”).

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— Unobtrustive glosses on about 10% of the cards define archaic words with non-intuitive meanings.
— Works best with 4 or more players.
— Not for kids.
— “A deep knowledge of Shakespeare’s plays is not an essential requirement for winning this game,” raves the Washington Post’s book critic. (Seriously.)
— From the makers of DICK: A Card Game Based on the Novel by Herman Melville, featured in New York Magazine and the Washington Post.

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Irene Dec 28, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

So creative and fun!

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Emma Oct 29, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

I finally got to play this weekend it was so much fun! I love that it says where the Shakespeare quote comes from!

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Joleen Dec 13, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

My brother In-law teaches Shakespeare so this gift made his day! We all played a few games and the other players didn’t know Shakespeare too much; but that did NOT get in our way of having a good time. This game is funny and a tiny bit more “family friendly” than the other styles of this game. The game is clever and professionally made. Thank you for this game!

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Valerie Goheen Jan 13, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

I loved the concept and the cards are hilarious! Probably only for real Shakespearean fans though

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