Bards Dispense Profanity: a Shakespeare party game

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Bards Dispense Profanity: a Shakespeare party game

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: words, text, Shakespeare, paper, ink

100 mock-serious questions for our times.
375 answers taken word-for-word from the works of William Shakespeare.
Totally hilarious.

“THE SMUTTY SHAKESPEARE GAME YOU NEED FOR YOUR NEXT SMARTY-PANTS PARTY.”
—Washington Post

To be profane, or not to be? BARDS DISPENSE PROFANITY is 100 mock-serious questions for our time and 375 answers copied word-for-word from the works of William Shakespeare. You be the judge of which answers are best. Answers come from all 38 of Shakespeare's plays, and each answer card cites the play, act, and scene (in case your dad doubts that Shakespeare really has Hamlet allude to “the incestuous pleasure of his bed”).

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— Unobtrustive glosses on about 10% of the cards define archaic words with non-intuitive meanings.
— Works best with 4 or more players.
— Not for kids.
— “A deep knowledge of Shakespeare’s plays is not an essential requirement for winning this game,” raves the Washington Post’s book critic. (Seriously.)
— From the makers of DICK: A Card Game Based on the Novel by Herman Melville, featured in New York Magazine and the Washington Post.

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Emily Dec 11, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

This shipped quickly and looks exactly as pictured, my friend's going to love it!

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Jaina Frank May 28, 2017

4 out of 5 stars

Arrived very quickly! This game quickly split the party in half between those who loved it and those who just weren't interested. Those who played had a great time whether they understood all the references or not. Definitely could be improved if cards were laminated.

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Lindsay Wright Dec 29, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

I ordered these as holiday gifts for my office team and they love this game. Once we're all back in the office again, we'll have a game lunch and play it together. Can't wait.

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Sara and Phil Dec 21, 2019

5 out of 5 stars

Shipped super fast and I know it's going to be a huge hit - looking forward to a profane Christmas, yay!

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