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Crawl DMC Funny Baby Onesie Bodysuit



"Chubby, Bald & Unemployed" Funny Baby Onesie

100% Cotton Gerber Onesie Bodysuit with CPSIA Certified, Black Heat Transfer Vinyl Decoration.

Sizing: (Gerber tends to run small, so order a size up if you can't decide what size to pick)
♥ Newborn (5-8 pounds, 17-21 inches)
♥ 0 to 3 Months (8-12 pounds, 21-24 inches)
♥ 3 to 6 Months (12-16 pounds, 24-26 inches)
♥ 6 to 9 Months (16-20 pounds, 26-28 inches)
♥ 12 Months (20-24 pounds, 28-30 inches)
♥ 18 Months (24-28 pounds, 30-32 inches)
♥ 24 Months (28-32 pounds, 32-34 inches)

Made to Order, No returns or Exchanges.


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I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
Only defective merchandise may be returned within 7 days of delivery. Colors may appear different on the computer monitor than on the actual item and is not considered a defect. Returns are not allowed on made to order items.

Shipping policies

All orders are shipped USPS from Tampa, FL. If you provide a shipping address that is returned to Pink Lemonade Designs as undeliverable/invalid, you are responsible for paying the additional freight to have it shipped a 2nd time to you.
If you need something to arrive by a certain date and are unsure about transit time estimates please ask *before* purchasing! You may upgrade to Priority Mail in each listing. USPS does not guarantee delivery dates and I can not be responsible for any of their shipping delays.

Additional policies

Wholesale pricing is available for retail accounts, just ask!
It's possible that I may have additional yardage of some ribbon patterns I may be able to sell you on a case by case basis. However, as a full-time Hair Bow professional, I have spent years finding my suppliers and establishing relationships that differentiate my bows from other vendors. Please respect that I will not be able to provide you with my manufacturer's information.

Crawl DMC Funny Baby Onesie Bodysuit

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: CPSIA Certified Heat transfer vinyl, 100 percent Cotton
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 21 people
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No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order. See return policy

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