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Old As F*ck Mature Birthday, Funny Birthday Card, Card for Him, Card for Her, Over the Hill, Dirty 30, Silly, Adult Humor

Old As F*ck Mature Birthday, Funny Birthday Card, Card for Him, Card for Her, Over the Hill, Dirty 30, Silly, Adult Humor

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 12 people
  • Gift message available
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 3–5 business days
From United States
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order. See return policy

Description

That friend of yours is getting old... Why beat around the bush. Just tell them the truth this year 😉



This is an A2 blank greeting card that comes with an envelope color of your choice. All cards are mailed in individual cello wrappers so your grubby little fingers won't mess it up while you find someone to send it to!

Each card starts as a hand drawing so there is bound to be an imperfection or two! It's then printed with high quality ink on thick cardstock for your mailing pleasure!

All cards can be customized to fit your needs just send me a message and let's talk!


Want to add a little more fun?
Send it with some middle finger confetti!
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/268777634/middle-finger-confetti?ref=shop_home_active_1
That friend of yours is getting old... Why beat around the bush. Just tell them the truth this year 😉



This is an A2 blank greeting card that comes with an envelope color of your choice. All cards are mailed in individual cello wrappers so your grubby little fingers won't mess it up while you find someone to send it to!

Each card starts as a hand drawing so there is bound to be an imperfection or two! It's then printed with high quality ink on thick cardstock for your mailing pleasure!

All cards can be customized to fit your needs just send me a message and let's talk!


Want to add a little more fun?
Send it with some middle finger confetti!
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/268777634/middle-finger-confetti?ref=shop_home_active_1

Reviews

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Payments are due at the time of order. Since we have really quick ship times we cannot offer a cancellation option at this time. If you have any questions about your order please message us. In some cases if you catch us in time we might be able to cancel your order as long as it's within 24 hours.

All Florida orders are subject to Sales Tax... sorry guys rules are rules.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Request a cancellation within: 4 hours of purchase

I don't accept returns or exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Returns and exchange details

All items are hand made to order and we don't currently accept returns or offer refunds. Don't love what you ordered? Send me a message and let's make it right together!

Shipping policies

We recently had to increase our shipping cost due to USPS giving us a real nice increase (insert eye roll).
We ship all of our cards in sturdy mailers to make sure they get to you safe and sound. All orders include tracking for no additional cost.
If you are looking to get something shipped to you sooner than our standard 3-5 business days send me a message and we will give you an updated shipping cost.


It is up to you to update your shipping address on etsy and paypal, if your address has not been updated send us an email ASAP and we will happily fix your address for your order before shipping.
If for some reason you don't catch this in time we cannot refund an order that does not make it to you. We can resend the item to you once it has been returned to us... you do pay for shipping again. If we get a retuned package with no email we will reach out to you and hold on to your order for 30 days, if we don't hear back from you within that time frame you forfeit any refunds.

Please contact your local USPS office for any lost or missing orders- we wont be able to file a claim for 30 days AFTER time of delivery if your package doesnt make it into your hands.
We recently had to increase our shipping cost due to USPS giving us a real nice increase (insert eye roll).
We ship all of our cards in sturdy mailers to make sure they get to you safe and sound. All orders include tracking for no additional cost.
If you are looking to get something shipped to you sooner than our standard 3-5 business days send me a message and we will give you an updated shipping cost.


It is up to you to update your shipping address on etsy and paypal, if your address has not been updated send us an email ASAP and we will happily fix your address for your order before shipping.
If for some reason you don't catch this in time we cannot refund an order that does not make it to you. We can resend the item to you once it has been returned to us... you do pay for shipping again. If we get a retuned package with no email we will reach out to you and hold on to your order for 30 days, if we don't hear back from you within that time frame you forfeit any refunds.

Please contact your local USPS office for any lost or missing orders- we wont be able to file a claim for 30 days AFTER time of delivery if your package doesnt make it into your hands.

Additional policies

Wholesale inquiries very much welcome! Send me a message and let's work together!

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