Brief Jerky Beef Jerky Underwear

Brief Jerky Beef Jerky Underwear

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: jerky, beef, jewels

We joked about it long enough, it was time to make dreams come true! Please allow us to introduce our first EVER pair of beef jerky underwear we call BRIEF JERKY. Note the time and care that has gone into crafting this wonderful undergarment. The attention to the properly placed groments that enhance the wearers comfort! We've even "bedazzled" this pair and added our Mixed Species logo on the back next to a heart of rhinestones. All in time for Father's Day!

We consider these to be the first in "meat haute coutoure". They are made to order for each specific customer from the highest quality of dried preserved meats we can find at the closest convenience store. This particular pair was created to fit our very own model Hairy McSpecies! We will be adding his "action shots" soon. Currently there are too many good photos to choose from. Rumor has it that wearing our BRIEF JERKY undergarments will release their natural pheremones once your body heat and moisture kicks in!

Please keep in mind the Brief Jerky are made out of real untreated jerky! They are way more for “show” than “go”. Brief Jerky is NOT for consumption. If you wear them, please be gentle. Brief Jerky are held together and lined with thin adhesive single cell foam sheets. If interested, contact us with your waist size and we’ll get your very own one of a kind Brief Jerky created!

Learn more about the Mixed Species guys here:
http://almostarocketscientist.wordpress.com/


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Coinmancer Oct 20, 2020

4 out of 5 stars

The poster is awesome! I’m a dummy and thought it was a set of 9 posters. So be sure you pay attention that this is one poster with 9 different smaller prints on it. I would love to see each small print in a full poster size! I would line these in my black light room but it’s a bit too small. Another suggestion would be black background instead of white. The white background glows bright blue in black light. So if you want that blacklight room contrast you can get a dark background. Overall great quality and I love the art, the colors printed are amazing and properly UV reactive and glow in the dark. Well done! Just need it bigger :)

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Elliot Higashikata Mar 8, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

i didn't know that there would also be stories based on all the pages that where there but i love that about this! this is legit the coolest coloring book I've ever used. the page quality is nicer than the coloring books in store and its better than printing paper too. the only complaint i have is that it came a little folded. I fixed it easily but it would be nicer to package it better in case usps decided to be rougher on somebody else's package. i appritiate the sustainable packaging too 🥰

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cschutt1987 Apr 21, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

The dice are great! They glow actually quite well in dim light as well, and the numbers are super visible and easy to read!

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Elliot Higashikata Mar 8, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

looks just like in the fotos a d has a quality vibrant print :> the fabric is also soft and breathable. i got a small and it fits a little loose which i like. and i also love that it came in a reusable bag that decomposes well 5 star store

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