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Dad to Be Survival Kit

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Dad to Be Survival Kit

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, candy, plastic
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 4 people
  • Gift message available
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Show the bowler in your life you care while also providing a bit of laughter at the same time. Our survival kits come in a 4x6 bag topped off with a matching topper.

Second picture is a sample of what the survival kits look like. Every item listed on the poem is included in the survival kit.


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Refunds accepted within 10 days of receipt. However, a refund will not be given until I receive back the product. Shipping for refunds is at your cost. I will not pay shipping. The item MUST be returned in the condition it was sent with any tags/labels/etc still attached to the item.

Shipping policies

I generally ship within 48 hours of payment and order received. At this time, I do not ship internationally. E-check payments via Paypal will ship when the E-check clears. Packages are shipped to the confirmed name and address on the Paypal payment. Please make sure your information on Paypal is up to date and accurate. I ship by priority mail unless it says otherwise. All orders over $150 are sent with signature confirmation and require signature upon receipt.

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Custom order requests accepted and encouraged!

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