Hot Sauce Crab Mallet Slays Steamed Crabs, Side Chicks, and the Patriarchy. Just Like Beyonce Demands. Feminist Stocking Stuffer.

Hot Sauce Crab Mallet Slays Steamed Crabs, Side Chicks, and the Patriarchy. Just Like Beyonce Demands. Feminist Stocking Stuffer.

Message Seller

$4.00+

Please select an option
Please select a quantity

Overview

Material

Wood

More

Handmade item

Shipping & returns

Get it fast! Ready to ship in 1–2 business days.
From Easton, MD

Description

Keep hot sauce in ya bag, and wield it at crab feasts to provoke devastating wreckage.

Slay males by the bushel.
Shatter knees and the patriarchy.
Leave carnage in your wake.

Make this solid wood crab mallet an instrument of righteous destruction in your hands.

Details:
· solid wood, rock maple
· laser engraved
· 2 1/2 x 8 in.
· hand wash only
· travels lighter than a Louisville slugger

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars (311)

Payments

Secure options
Paypal Visa Mastercard American Express Discover Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Etsy keeps your payment information secure. Etsy shops never receive your credit card information.
All major credit cards accepted.

For custom orders, you will receive an artwork proof to confirm before your order is placed. It is the buyer's responsibility to carefully check all spelling / placement / etc. of the custom order. Once the order has been placed, returns are not accepted on custom orders.

Returns & exchanges

We make every effort to ensure your products arrive to you in the same condition that they left our store. We'd be damned if our mallets, muddlers and oyster knives couldn't stand up to a little rough handling by the postman, as they're designed to withstand years of crackin' skulls (and by skulls, we mean shells and/or mint leaves).

That said, in the unlikely event that your order arrives damaged, or is not to your satisfaction, please send us a note through the Etsy messenger or at info@brinehound.com before contacting Etsy or leaving a review so that we have the chance to make things right.

Shipping policies

Estimated 1-2 weeks from order to shipping, with expedited services available.

Additional policies

Custom orders are available for all products. We can take virtually any idea, message or image and translate it to fit on our small surface areas. Just try to stump us!

Send us a message with your ideas (including any image, colors and font styles that you'd like to incorporate) and we'll try our hardest to accommodate your needs.

-------------------

Wholesale orders for large events, weddings, businesses and the like are also available, though not through our Etsy shop at this time. Send us a message at info@brinehound.com to discuss details and pricing.

-------------------
While our Brine Hound shop showcases some of our most beloved products available, this is really just the beginning of what we can custom create for you. If you need custom t-shirts, napkins, tote bags, patches, or virtually anything else engraved, embroidered or screen printed, please reach out and we'd be happy to help!

You may also like