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Boyfriend Gift Funny. Gifts for Him. Beard Balm & Lotion Bar. Stone Cold Fox. Funny Gift for Men. Boyfriend Beard Gifts. For Boyfriend.

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Boyfriend Gift Funny. Gifts for Him. Beard Balm & Lotion Bar. Stone Cold Fox. Funny Gift for Men. Boyfriend Beard Gifts. For Boyfriend.

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: beeswax, cocoa butter, shea butter, cedar essential oil, rosemary essential oil, sunflower oil, awesomeness
  • Favorited by: 95 people
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Boyfriend Gift Funny. Gifts for Him. Beard Balm & Lotion Bar. Stone Cold Fox. Funny Gift for Men. Boyfriend Beard Gifts. For Boyfriend.

This perfect funny gift for him includes a .5-oz beard balm and a 1.5 oz "Man Grease" lotion bar enclosed in a classy little envelope by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.

Check out the rest of our awesome guys' products here:
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Can we talk about that wacky beard your man's been sporting lately? He looks like a fucking hobo. You know it, I know it, Long Red (the hobo) who lives under the bridge knows it, and is planning to try to recruit him. What the fuck? Your man has a damn Saab. He makes espresso for a living. He's in fucking grad school. Should he be looking like a fucking hobo? No, he fucking should be not.

Help him tame his face mane (it's a two-man job) with a little tin of this magic anti-belligerence for beards. Beard balm. A little beeswax, a few choice butters, and some excellent woodsy cedar and rosemary essential oils to bring it all together. What could be better? He gets to enhance his lumbersexuality, and you get to go out on Friday with someone who does not look like a hobo. Not even a little bit.

- 100% pure-ass natural
- Woodsy as fuck
- Enhancing of lumbersexuality
- ½ oz aluminum tin
- 1.6” diameter
- None of our products are ever tested on animals
- Preservative-free
- No fake shit

Tame the face mane. Hobo-be-gone. You're welcome.
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Bath Gift Sets:
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Shop Home:
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© 2014-2018 by Badgerface Beauty Supply.
All content in this shop is copyrighted.
Boyfriend Gift Funny. Gifts for Him. Beard Balm & Lotion Bar. Stone Cold Fox. Funny Gift for Men. Boyfriend Beard Gifts. For Boyfriend.

This perfect funny gift for him includes a .5-oz beard balm and a 1.5 oz "Man Grease" lotion bar enclosed in a classy little envelope by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.

Check out the rest of our awesome guys' products here:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16837188
____

Can we talk about that wacky beard your man's been sporting lately? He looks like a fucking hobo. You know it, I know it, Long Red (the hobo) who lives under the bridge knows it, and is planning to try to recruit him. What the fuck? Your man has a damn Saab. He makes espresso for a living. He's in fucking grad school. Should he be looking like a fucking hobo? No, he fucking should be not.

Help him tame his face mane (it's a two-man job) with a little tin of this magic anti-belligerence for beards. Beard balm. A little beeswax, a few choice butters, and some excellent woodsy cedar and rosemary essential oils to bring it all together. What could be better? He gets to enhance his lumbersexuality, and you get to go out on Friday with someone who does not look like a hobo. Not even a little bit.

- 100% pure-ass natural
- Woodsy as fuck
- Enhancing of lumbersexuality
- ½ oz aluminum tin
- 1.6” diameter
- None of our products are ever tested on animals
- Preservative-free
- No fake shit

Tame the face mane. Hobo-be-gone. You're welcome.
______

ADD PRINTED ITEM DESCRIPTION
Want alla that snarky-ass Badgerface humor in your fucking order box? Want to amuse the shit out of your fuckery loving friends? Include a printed item description for just 80 damn cents. That shit's listed by the ADD TO CART button above.
______

JOIN IN ON THE FUCKERY!
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/badgerfacebeauty
Instagram: badgerfacebeauty
Twitter: https://twitter.com/badgerfacebeaut
Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/kpstrain1/badgerface-beauty-supply/
______

:: BADGERFACE BEAUTY SUPPLY ::

Lotion & Massage Bars:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16359824&ref=shopsection_leftnav_1

Bath Salts & Scrubs
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16358893&ref=shopsection_leftnav_2

Milk Bath Soaks:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16360204&ref=shopsection_leftnav_3

Bath Bombs:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16471486&ref=shopsection_leftnav_4

Facial Products:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16627414&ref=shopsection_leftnav_5

Lip Balms & Makeup:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16627414&ref=shopsection_leftnav_6

Skin Products:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16627414&ref=shopsection_leftnav_7

Men's Skin Care:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16627414&ref=shopsection_leftnav_8

Bath Gift Sets:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16627414&ref=shopsection_leftnav_9

Seasonal/Holiday Bath & Beauty Products:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?section_id=16653443&ref=shopsection_leftnav_10

Shop Home:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerfacebeauty?ref=shopsection_shophome_leftnav

© 2014-2018 by Badgerface Beauty Supply.
All content in this shop is copyrighted.

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FAQs

Requests for custom and personalized orders are welcome, however, there is a "6 of a kind" minimum order if you're looking to change the wording on the labels. Six lip balms that all say the same thing are totally doable, but individually personalized lip balms are generally not. Exceptions can be made in some instances, so please ask if you're uncertain!
Gift wrapping, involving wrapping paper and scotch tape, is unfortunately not available.

I do offer a wide array of bath gift sets, which come in handsome brown kraft boxes tied with ribbon. If you're interested in receiving your order packaged inside a gift box, and including a loofah pad, for an extra $5, please send a convo!
I am happy to chat about wholesale opportunities and will send along my bulk pricing sheet at your request.

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