Whoa! You can't favorite your own shop.

Whoa! You can't buy your own item.

Whoa! You can't favorite own item.

Whoa! You can't add your own item to a list.

Add this item to a treasury!

You don't have any treasuries yet. Enter a title below to create one.

This item has been added.

View your treasury.

Like this item?

Add it to your favorites to revisit it later.
Request a custom order and have something made just for you.

Ok my warped sense of humor got the best of me. Here is a wood sign for your bathroom for those long distance shooters who miss on occasion. This funny "MENS" room sign picks on men in general. If you would like the WOMENS room sign It will be posted in a separate listing later today.

If you NOTE: This is only for the mens room sign. But as I'm democratic by nature well.... I decided if I’m making fun of MEN I should also have a little fun with women too. To answer your question when I hear that screech in the middle of the night I pretend to be sleeping no matter how hard I am laughing.

As you can tell this engraved hand painted wooden plaque states “Men Stand Closer it’s shorter than you think”. This Pine wood sign has the letters and the man outline engraved into the wood and has a roman ogee routed edge. This sign measures approximately 10.25" x 7.5" x .5" and has 2 coats of polyurethane for a professional finish.

This sign will include a saw tooth wall mount so it will be ready to mount to your wall. Please note this sign is made to order so please allow 7-10 days for me to make your sign.

Thanks for looking.


SHIPPING POLICY - I CHARGE ONLY ACTUAL SHIPPING COSTS…and I WILL issue a refund if you overpay for shipping. I only use recycled cardboard to package your sign. I get the cardboard for free that is why you ONLY pay actual shipping costs.

CUSTOM WORK – I also make custom designed wood signs. If you have something that you would like made please feel free to convo me for a quote. I love CUSTOM woodworking projects

Engraved funny bathroom wood sign stating Men stand closer a cute wooden mens room Plaque

$28.00 USD
Please select from the available options


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: recycled pine wood, acrylic enamel paint, polyurethane
  • Ships from Texas, United States to select countries.
  • Feedback: 263 reviews
  • Favorited by: 21 people