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Treat yourself – or your slovenly friends – to the delightful yet harrowing modern fable of what can happen when kids don’t clean up after themselves. The tale comes complete with whimsical illustrations and a moral at the end. Similar to the style of Shel Silverstein’s Uncle Shelby’s ABZ Book, the book appears to be made for children but is really aimed at adults, although parents are welcome to read it aloud to the little ones. Moldy Cheese Pizza Boy makes an awesome and inexpensive gift for both the neatniks and the slobs – as long as no one spills grape juice on it. Book copied and bound with staples, includes 24 pages with black and white illustrations; color illustration on cardstock cover.
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5 out of 5 stars.
(138)
Reviewed by Lauren Clem
Buyer photo Lauren Clem, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
5 out of 5 stars.
Jul 31, 2017
Absolutely perfect way to honor my perfect doggie. The seller was so sweet, and obviously cares about her work. I would recommend this shop to everybody! I'm never taking this piece of art off ❤
Custom Pet Charm: Your Dog or Cat in Sterling Silver

Reviewed by roxannedelabanan
5 out of 5 stars.
Jul 9, 2017
I love this sign because it gives people a friendly warning not to enter our yard. It arrived quickly and Ryn was great about updating me on the progress of the custom sign I ordered.
1 Double-dog sign for Heather

Reviewed by carolinaequine
Buyer photo carolinaequine, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
5 out of 5 stars.
Jul 5, 2017
Love my signs.
2 Custom Horse Signs for CarolinaEquine

Reviewed by kimberlyfugate1
5 out of 5 stars.
Apr 22, 2017
I received my customized order warp speed, exactly as expected. I love this sign so much - it was up in 3 mins. Friends on FB think it is awesome! I will try to take a photo with the three terrors if I can get them to sit. Thanks again Ryn!
Front Door Signs: Guests Must Be Approved by Dog

Reviewed by Lauren Clem
Buyer photo Lauren Clem, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
5 out of 5 stars.
Jul 31, 2017
Absolutely perfect way to honor my perfect doggie. The seller was so sweet, and obviously cares about her work. I would recommend this shop to everybody! I'm never taking this piece of art off ❤
Custom Pet Charm: Your Dog or Cat in Sterling Silver

Reviewed by roxannedelabanan
5 out of 5 stars.
Jul 9, 2017
I love this sign because it gives people a friendly warning not to enter our yard. It arrived quickly and Ryn was great about updating me on the progress of the custom sign I ordered.
1 Double-dog sign for Heather

Reviewed by carolinaequine
Buyer photo carolinaequine, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
5 out of 5 stars.
Jul 5, 2017
Love my signs.
2 Custom Horse Signs for CarolinaEquine

Reviewed by kimberlyfugate1
5 out of 5 stars.
Apr 22, 2017
I received my customized order warp speed, exactly as expected. I love this sign so much - it was up in 3 mins. Friends on FB think it is awesome! I will try to take a photo with the three terrors if I can get them to sit. Thanks again Ryn!
Front Door Signs: Guests Must Be Approved by Dog

Reviewed by Amy Knack
5 out of 5 stars.
Mar 24, 2017
Love this sign so much. Beautiful work!!
Guard Dog Signs: Metal Warning Signs, No Trespassing Sign - Medium

Reviewed by pack7
5 out of 5 stars.
Mar 21, 2017
Thank you. Very nicely made.
Dog Art: Beware of Dog - Big Red Metal Sign

Reviewed by laurelszeto
5 out of 5 stars.
Mar 12, 2017
Love my signs. So sweet that she brainstorm with me and customized for what I wanted. Thxxx
2 Custom Dog Signs for Laurel

Reviewed by rascalbascal1
5 out of 5 stars.
Feb 6, 2017
Awesome special order. Ryn did it in record time and got it to me ASAP. Going to be a super gift!
Your Personal Guardian Angel: Custom Angel Sign

Reviewed by Kristopher Kuziw
5 out of 5 stars.
Feb 1, 2017
SO AWESOME!!! AMAZING WORK LOVE IT!!!
Guard Dog Signs: Metal Warning Signs, No Trespassing Sign - Large

Reviewed by Patricia Tavis
5 out of 5 stars.
Jan 10, 2017
I LOVE IT! Working with Ryn was awesome! She was very clear about when I would receive my sign and emailed me to clarify a couple things. The sign came today and it's adorable! Thank you so much!
Beware of Dog Signs: Custom Colors and Sizes MED

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Book - The Boy Who Had Moldy Cheese Pizza Under His Bed

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