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Sometimes you just need to face the truth. Your girlfriend is bat-shit fucking crazy. You know it, but you don't care. Because she's really good in bed. And, honestly, most women are crazy. And you like having sex with women. So, if it wasn't this crazy bitch, you would be devoting your sexy time to another crazy bitch.

And the pussy on this particular young lady is amazing.

But you still don't want her to get too cocky. You know she's crazy. And every once in a while you need to remind her that you know.

PS: The 2nd picture gives you the naughty text. Etsy likes me to keep the first pic clean. Also: Remember! Snarky Cards are Post-Cards. I paint the pretty pictures, print them and then type them with my typewriter: Bob.

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Alisa Starr
Alisa Starr

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: acrylic paint, paper, typewriter, my own crazy head and awesome pussy
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 561 reviews
  • Favorited by: 21 people