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Sarcastic Thank You Card \/ Thanks for Nothing (COT-K005)

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Rude thank you note.

FRONT:
Thank you. I really appreciate what you did.

INSIDE:
Which was a whole lot of nothing.

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CARD
Heavy 88# textured cover stock, white, for art canvas look. Printed on photo printer at highest possible dpi (9600 x 2400 dpi). Hand scored and folded. 4.25" x 5.5" (10.8 cm x 13.97 cm). 1 card. (Printing may be outsourced on occasion.)

ENVELOPE
One of two (our choice) heavy weight envelopes. Either Metallic inside and out (color varies) or a beautiful speckled beige. No horrid white interior either way. You'll thank us for it later. See photo 5. Size A2 (4.375" x 5.625" or 11.11 cm x 14.6 cm). 1 envelope.

PACKAGING
Packaged in cellophane condom so it can't reproduce. Resealable.

SHIPPING
Most items ship USPS within 36 hours. All items ship within 3 business days. Domestic (USA) orders over $20 receive delivery confirmation. Expedited available. More information in Shop Policies. http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop_policy.php?user_id=5808348

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If this item is sold out, it will be relisted within 12 hours. If you don't see it relisted within that time frame, try shopping at www.shopflytrap.com or contact us at service [!at] shopflytrap.com.
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Mean, rude, obnoxious, snarky greeting cards and other gifts for edgy, irreverent people. We make smart people laugh.

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Yes. Within 60 days of item receipt, you can return like-new products for a full refund. Contact Flytrap to start process. Blind returns not accepted.
 
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Orders placed after Friday, February 10 may not arrive on time, even if you choose Express Shipping at checkout. Please see Flytrap Printables at http://printables.shopflytrap.com

R E G U L A R · S H I P P I N G

USA
· · · Standard Shipping: 4-10 business days
· · · USPS Priority Shipping: 3-4 business days
· · · USPS Express Shipping: 2-3 business days

International
· · · Standard / First Class Shipping: 2-4 weeks
· · · USPS Priority Shipping: 1-2 weeks
· · · USPS Express Shipping: 0-1 week
Only on orders over $300. Add personal message, change copy, or get custom design. See PRINTABLES at http://printables.shopflytrap.com for cheap alternatives and self-customization options.
Yes. Spend-based coupons are listed in each product description.
Maybe. If your order receipt says "Not Shipped", contact Flytrap to cancel.
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Sarcastic Thank You Card \/ Thanks for Nothing (COT-K005)


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  • Materials: paper, ink
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