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Are you having a hard time deciding which bottle opener to choose for your favorite beer-drinker? Do you want to buy several, and not deal with scrolling too far down my page?

If you said yes to either of these questions, or any number that I didn't ask, this is the listing for you!

You place your order, decide how many you want, and I'll send you a selection from my grab-bag of thematically similar churchkeys. All the openers in this grab bag have twisted handles, and a bit of a curl at the end of the spike (safety first!)

All of these spikes came into my life during walks along the train tracks. They pop out of their rightful place in the ties, and then they lie there, soaking up the sun and rain, and developing a nice coating of rust. After I bring them back to my shop, I heat them and beat them. Following this rigorous treatment, the rust is completely removed, and we're left with this amazing texture on the surface of the steel. The churchkeys are then lovingly finished with a linseed oil coating to prevent the development of new rust (way less fun than old rust)

These openers comes with a two-generation guarantee: if they fail for any reason during your life, or the lives of your children, I'll do what I can to make it right. If it fails for your grandkids, maybe they shouldn't have tried to take it on interstellar travel.