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Rude Sweary Bloody Gothic Birthday Card, Funny Birthday Card, Sweary Card, Horror Card, Rude Card, Mens Birthday Card, Horror Birthday Card

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Description

This birthday card is perfect for fans of horror, or perhaps someone a little on the gothic side. Either way, a dark sense of humour will appreciate this one! It's a little rude and a little gory.

The card can either be left blank inside, or have a message printed, please select which you'd like in the drop down menu and add into the notes when ordering, any message you'd like inside.

This design is printed onto a matte white 5x7" card and comes with a plain white envelope.

***Custom Orders***
*Please message me before ordering to discuss options*

I can also make custom cards, so if you fancy different wording, different imagery or personalisation, let me know! (Please note; there will be no extra cost for custom designs if I can sell them again, but personalised designs will be a little extra)

Cards will be packaged in a cellophane sleeve and posted in a hard back envelope via Royal Mail First Class post or International Tracked & Signed shipping for overseas orders.

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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

FAQs

For UK orders, I send 2nd or 1st class. Upgrades to 1st Class Signed for and 1st Class with tracking, are available at checkout.

For overseas orders, I send using Royal Mail International Tracked and Signed. Royal Mail aims to deliver these in 5 to 7 working days, but delays due to customs are possible.
Please always contact me via etsy conversations as emails sometimes get missed if they get filtered out as spam.

Rude Sweary Bloody Gothic Birthday Card, Funny Birthday Card, Sweary Card, Horror Card, Rude Card, Mens Birthday Card, Horror Birthday Card

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Card, ink, paper
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 42 people
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 1–2 business days
From United Kingdom
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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